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Grape_Pinkfruit

He looks like one of the extreme dinosaurs in the first panel


flavoredturnip

You mean Boner-o-saurus?


Doggyaintintimate

No


flavoredturnip

Arousiraptor?


Doggyaintintimate

T-Sex


Zeplinex49

Velocirapist


Equal-Bus-557

Pegosaur


zoburg88

Only correct answer unless someone can find a name with a rape-ier vibe


ChowderheadMcGee

Rapetosaurus. It's a real dinosaur. I swear to god.


ShadowsRanger

OMG LMFAO


Dramatic_Material757

That made me exhale audibly


ThePodLoa

She also looks like she's about to snap the heel of that stiletto, and roll an ankle in that first panel


hannamaniac

Haha, I thought the same thing. Like, "I'm pretty sure you don't run in heels like that," and I've never worn heels. Or run.


ThePodLoa

Well she clearly learned from her mistake. The second panel show she's fitted for comfort rather than sexually attracting extinct species


iblewkatieholmes

That’s how he banged her


CMDR_Expendible

He looks like Tony Blair wanting to ["get up the arse of the White House and stay there"](https://www.theguardian.com/books/2005/nov/13/biography.politicalbooks) Seriously, it looks sooo much like Blair in the first panel.


Soldierhero1

Which dinosaur? The one who made the meme or the fossil?


Grape_Pinkfruit

I'm too dumb to copy the link but you can google extreme dinosaurs action figure


sauryacandrah

Talking about this one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY5ArW3Ncfo


Grape_Pinkfruit

Close enough


4Frost_xD

I fucking hate this artstyle


Heikold

Why are they always vibrating?


_mach

Delirium tremens - just boomer stuff.


rubyblue0

It’s the abundance of stink lines that get me.


Neat-Plantain-7500

How would you show movement? Lines behind the drawing?


DrDetectiveEsq

Their poses are enough to imply movement, but if you really want movement lines they should be ≡≡ not )).


_ieya_

r/boomerhentai


hannamaniac

Oh, Jesus, of course there's a sub for that. I hate it, but I keep looking, like watching a History Channel documentary on some atrocity carried out by humanity. I keep thinking, "These artists have to be the creepiest people on the planet---and they've never seen boobs, in the flesh, without paying for it or peeping."


Dark__Wolf8

there is a sub for everything


pterrorgrine

It's like a train wreck you can't look away from... and then, sifting through the wreckage, I found /r/boomeryiff and it somehow got even *worse*


_ieya_

Fucking hell was not aware of this one


montanagrizfan

What is it? It reminds me of the crappy art in high school yearbooks from the 1970’s.


ChainmailPickaxeYT

Same. It’s on the brink of making me physically nauseous, but not quite, so it’s more like a blend of discomfort and disgust.


Mentally_Ill_Goblin

r/eyebleach for your recovery :)


ChainmailPickaxeYT

Thanks! :D


traumaguy86

Yeah, reminds me of R. Crumb. He did Fritz the Cat, the Keep on truckin guy, etc. Lots of his artwork is misogynistic and full of self-hate.


Psychological-One701

Simple but overly detailed in the worst ways


tricularia

OK I am not the only one who thought that. I always really hated his art style


persephjones

Hell of a documentary though.


mangobattlefruit

Thank you. I needed to see someone else to say that.


byscuit

it reminds me of the doodler styles they'd use in Cracked or MAD magazines back in the day. Poorly drawn outlines, wild/dirty people with splayed tongues and eyes, wavy lines that show nothing, except they are clearly doing this on a digital medium of some sorts and its just looks cheap


AlphaOmega2k21

Seeing the man run reminded me of the dude running after a car screaming "SEEEEX SEEEEX MY ENTIRE LIFE I HAVE TRULY BECOME SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX 'kakeshi dont do it you're gonna die' SEEEEEEEEEEEX"


AtomykYT

That sounds funny as shit, link?


AlphaOmega2k21

Apparently i didnt remember what he said that well but whatever https://youtu.be/UHmFbT8DPX8


AndreLeo3

Hahaha it was good


Onion-Prince

[The animated version is even better](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHxFr_oDSTI)


Body_Pillow_Bride

Omg I’m crying thank you for this.


CookByDaBook

I was trying to find the original on youtube and looked up sex japanese 🤦‍♂️


DrDunsparce

Nice one


sbrockLee

What the fuck, this is my new favourite video


bread_enjoyer75

i remember that I saw it on discord 😂


Loopedrage

Not sure if you know this but the same guy made an entire series of him doing just that


Progressive16

He should really be seeking medical attention about that tongue.


Beautiful_Bee_1185

The tounge? Look at them teeth


SnooMaps3021

Teeth? Look at that jaw


Beautiful_Bee_1185

A British T-Rex I'm sorry for any brits in the comment 😂😂it's a joke


ProfesserQuacks

I unapologize on behalf of this commenter


mads12385

bro really said Zamn


StereotypeRedditor69

He knows what the ladies like


the_Real_Romak

As an artist, the fact that somebody sat down and spent time brainstorming, sketching, and then rendering this "meme" disturbs me more than anything


LooselyBasedOnGod

You can tell the billowing skirt & panties / underboob of the first image sapped 90% of his artistic mojo


DrBrightSimp

Yeah must've been someone bored out of their mind


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

But can it make money and put name brand breakfast cereal on the table...


MandyNoon

I'm not an artist so, can you give me an estimate of how long would someone take to draw this? Just so I'll know how much time of the person's life they wasted by creating this "meme"


the_Real_Romak

At a glance, from ideation to final render an experienced cartoonist would take *at least* half a day going calmly with regular breaks (assuming they have never drawn these particular characters before). I'm taking into account how it's done in professional studios btw, but even for a stupid one and done joke, it's still too much effort put into it.


MandyNoon

Half a day? Wow, I totally agree, too much effort put into it


TheREexpert44

I'm honestly shocked that its missing the "Hit LIKE when you get it 🤣🤣🤣" caption that these all have


Misery_Forever

Why’s the artwork so twisted?


BraveDragonRL

Her ankle is twisted


I_do_kokayne

Yeah it's very MAD Magazine-esq


bfandreas

> Yeah it's very MAD Magazine-esq No, it isn't. Just because somebody has their tongue hanging out doesn't make it Don Martin. This two-panel strip lacks the [subversion of reality](https://comics.ha.com/itm/original-comic-art/complete-story/don-martin-mad-magazine-69-complete-1-page-story-original-art-ec-1962-/a/7141-93164.s) that is his calling card. When he did a trite "ok boomer" strip, it would [look like this](https://www.madmagazine.com/blog/2013/05/10/don-martin-one-day-with-a-wishbone). OPs strip didn't need captions. Yet somebody bengarrisoned them in and managed to make it worse. Well done.


I_do_kokayne

Hmm thanks. Learn something new everyday


White_Wolf_Rainbow

I just realized something. In our country, Children's Day is exactly 9 months after Valentine's Day. A complete coincidence, but still, lmao.


bastetgreypaws

It's also my birthday....x_x


Ozhav

same!


hopeforpudding

Mine is closer to the end of the month...and I was also 2 weeks late.


BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo

Mine is 9 months after my moms birthday. Took me too long to realize that...


chaos_is_a_ladder

What is children’s day?


ThatGamerkidYT

A national holiday somewhere in Europe, I believe.


White_Wolf_Rainbow

I am from India. It is a national holiday on the birthday of our first prime minister, who used to love children and have a great relation with children.


odd_ball_969

>used to love children Uhhhh


emojis_bad

No, not that way


brumalis

14th november Just add 9 months to valentine day not hard


GoodEater29

They asked 'what'. Not 'when'.


VultureBarbatus

Aw yis, fellow Indian. This was an amazing revelation I made when I was in 9th grade and this comment unlocked a core memory for me.


D3monskull

Yes pregnancy lasts 9 months.


ItchyWash1700

But how is that girl running in high heels


D3monskull

If you look in the first image the heels are literally seconds from snapping bases on the angle of her leading foot.


ItchyWash1700

So she learnt not to run with high heels on on September 14


fejrbwebfek

She’s not wearing high heels in the second panel.


D3monskull

Shame he didn't learn consent.


_reimann

r/cursedcomments


Frequent-Visit7649

Lol that was the exact moment she was putting on the brakes


HungTheGiant

How do you think the long-tongued sex-man caught up? That's probably why she changed shoes the second time around


AUGUST_BURNS_REDDIT

He clearly caught her. So, not well.


TheRnegade

Guy is just very slow. Notice how a pregnant woman is keeping up with him.


ThePotatoKing

but thats not even 9 months


Vigorous-Mastication

Exactly what I was thinking, thats 7 months


atomic_western

But that’s why she’s still pregnant


Vigorous-Mastication

Well yeah, I just feel like it would make it easier to understand. Not that its hard to understand or anything, but I dont get what relevance making it 7 months has. It would just make more sense to the majority of people because its common knowledge that pregnancy lasts 9 months.


FriedChicken_nugget

I guess a 9 month pregnant women won't be able to run


Vigorous-Mastication

Hell a 7 month pregnant woman wouldn’t be able to either. Once they hit the 3rd trimester they can hardly get out of a laying position. Speaking from experience, fiancée is 6 months and a couple weeks.


egonz10

Yeah this blanket statement simply isn’t true. My friends wife was running marathons until the week she gave birth. They had to consult with a doctor about her running because she couldn’t stop and has run every day for years.


Vigorous-Mastication

Blanket statement or not, I’d be willing to be that 90% of women are definitely NOT going to be running fucking marathons at 7 months pregnant bro.


Eldanon

Well she’s not carrying an infant in her arms is she? She’s still pregnant in the second pic…


Dog-Cop

Almost like she hasn’t given birth yet


D3monskull

Shut up your math.


Vigorous-Mastication

Learn grammar. I cant even slightly understand what you meant.


Progressive16

Wonder if she was chasing after him for all 9 of those months?


ItchyWash1700

What is going to happen to baby?


Progressive16

It’s going to have shaken baby syndrome.


1976531193857290

Babies should be stirred, not shaken.


brumalis

7. It was. 7 months


mankers1989

Was gonna say…. I conceived my baby on Valentine’s Day and she is not a September baby lol


D3monskull

Yeah I diddent even try to do the math it's 7 months I was wrong but people seem to think my comment is funny so Im just gonna leave it.


Narrow-Device-3679

My brother is born Nov.14.


chnfrng

Dude has been wearing the same clothes for 7 months so I'd say this meme checks out Edit: I can't count originally said 9mths


juggerjew

7 months


chnfrng

Oops my last brain cell apologises for this oversight


Linkage006

/r/boomershumor/


Someone9339

/r/boomerhentai


foofmongerr

HAR HAR MEN WANT SEX NO KID


dogtron64

This is a really ugly art style. What's up with the man's face? The woman is supposed to be sexy and yet, she doesn't really look sexy. I seen sexier, look at Jessica Rabbit! I honestly think Rob Liefeld looks more appealing and that guy doesn't draw proportions right. In short, what is this!?!


Kate090996

We can see by the t-shirt dude's an environmentalist. He didn't want the baby for climate concerns, now she's trying to force him to be a father /s if needed


CringeOverseer

He looks like a shark 🦈


PantsDownBootyUp

My brother who is born on this exact same day.... 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳


brumalis

So hes conceived during christmas/newyears eve not valentines day


PantsDownBootyUp

oh, i read november... which is the exact date 9 months later 🙈


VyvianVenom

I've never seen a more quintessentially predatory face before, holy shit


VyvianVenom

Like that is not the face of a man interested in consent


Winter9280

The flash orgin story nice


olivia687

He should really change his clothes


The_Multifarious

What a terrible day to have eyes.


ili_udel

What kind of artist sits down and draws this kind of thing?


Previous-Compote-845

I honestly thought he was running away from her because she got fat and he no longer found her sexually attractive. I'm not smart.


WhistleStop999

Man don't you guys hate facing the consequences of your heinous actions?


Gmtom19

is this vore?


Tank_Girl_Gritty_235

I never understood why women are demonized for demanding help from the person who is as much responsible for the child as they are. Especially in a situation like this when he's clearly a willing participant and even pursuing her.


-SeraWasNever-

The fact that you're getting down voted is just crazy, this is a completely valid point.


Emmyrose420

hE wAs TrApPeD!!!!!


kalosianlitten

i don't get it


ItchyWash1700

Have u got it now?


kalosianlitten

i think so


XenonNade

top 10 anime redemption arcs


Frikken123

Pest from Once Upon A Time… Man really lost some weight!


ReginTheSmith

This says a lot about our society


Mary-Sylvia

She can chase her man with heels and while being pregnant What a queen xd


7uring

Those are thongs.


ChimkinBurmger

Flip flops for you Americans.


Ok-North-9020

She's wearing flats when she's chasing her man though


powerrabbit999

So, he raped her?


ItchyWash1700

But Valentine is not supposed to be like that right?


king_scootie

What a Chad! Amirite?


2drawnonward5

Look at that face, I think she might be asking for it! /s


Doggyaintintimate

HAHAHA RAPE IS SO FUNNY 😆 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😍😅


duLemix

Rape?


Doggyaintintimate

Doesn’t look like consensual sex to me but maybe I’m a snowflake


duLemix

Idk man, just look to the woman's face on the first panel


CaptainCipher

On the other hand, look at that dudes face


duLemix

A day in life at Brazil


BumpyMcBumpers

She's smiling in the first panel.


Vigorous-Mastication

It’s definitely the latter.


t3hmau5

Found an idiot


Doggyaintintimate

Where?


Saturn-Valley-Stevil

I don’t know if there’s more but there’s one above your comment


MandyNoon

r/wifebad


UnluckyHorseman

*My BItcH WiFe!!*


SwampF0X39

Hot


DV-03

It isnt good for pregnant women to run that fast


ProfessionalPie4935

That man needs to run for another 2 months. I'm tired thinking about it.


OnlyUsernameLeft123

Pull out game needs work.


Twinkle_Toes12

They don't change their clothes for 7 months?


raposo142857

Wtf this just works in Brasil


rey_lumen

It's even funnier if you're in India. November 14th is celebrated as Children's Day.


The_Q_Word138

When did this sub turn into r/youngpeoplethinkcomicstripsarememes?


arnoldpalmerlemonade

Plus thats only seven months, and she doesn’t look like she is due in two months, that turkey timer looks popped.


SasukeIsEpic

The dude reminds me of trevor philips


SILENT_ASSASSIN9

How is he that slow that a pregnant woman is catching up to him


147896325987456321

That's not 40 weeks though. She would need to get pregnant roughly on Dec. 20th for her due date to be September 14. Unless they are saying with a conception date of Feb 14th that baby would due around November 7th. Useful information for a few of you.


CarpAndTunnel

They draw themselves as monsters


mrfantastico007

I'm born oct 16th - pretty much 9 months after valentines day and I was a 'happy mistake.' I didn't realize until a few years ago why so many of my friends are born the same week.


Zechnophobe

At the very least, shouldn't the second panel be November? Edit: Because Feb is the 2nd month, 9 months later is the 11th month - November.


Consistent_Ground_60

Well it never really indicates she’s 9 months pregnant. Like she ent gonna be chasing some bloke while ready to burst at any moment lol


AhanaBanana123

What the hell is wrong with her right heel!?!


kornishkrab

He's afraid of shorts.


soviettrushia5

#relatable LMAO ROFL


duraraross

Her left ankle’s definitely broken in the first picture


ArcReactor777

This is bad, but also kinda funny


lokisilvertongue

Oh how the turntables


rollercoastersrul

Ah shit that's my birthday Wait a second


meadowpaddy

Same! I was today years old when...


ItchyWash1700

Ah shit


VanillaNL

9 months after valentine is november… just saying…


Made_of_Tin

She’s pregnant, not actively giving birth.


VanSquirrel26

Everything is so wrong about this. September babies are conceived in December to begin with.


Hermit1983

I don't see a baby. Do you?


DustinSRichard

She went from hottie to trailer park in 9 months bro.