By - ItchyWash1700
He looks like one of the extreme dinosaurs in the first panel
You mean Boner-o-saurus?
Only correct answer unless someone can find a name with a rape-ier vibe
It's a real dinosaur. I swear to god.
That made me exhale audibly
She also looks like she's about to snap the heel of that stiletto, and roll an ankle in that first panel
Haha, I thought the same thing. Like, "I'm pretty sure you don't run in heels like that," and I've never worn heels. Or run.
Well she clearly learned from her mistake. The second panel show she's fitted for comfort rather than sexually attracting extinct species
That’s how he banged her
He looks like Tony Blair wanting to ["get up the arse of the White House and stay there"](https://www.theguardian.com/books/2005/nov/13/biography.politicalbooks) Seriously, it looks sooo much like Blair in the first panel.
Which dinosaur? The one who made the meme or the fossil?
I'm too dumb to copy the link but you can google extreme dinosaurs action figure
Talking about this one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY5ArW3Ncfo
I fucking hate this artstyle
Why are they always vibrating?
Delirium tremens - just boomer stuff.
It’s the abundance of stink lines that get me.
How would you show movement? Lines behind the drawing?
Their poses are enough to imply movement, but if you really want movement lines they should be ≡≡ not )).
Oh, Jesus, of course there's a sub for that. I hate it, but I keep looking, like watching a History Channel documentary on some atrocity carried out by humanity. I keep thinking, "These artists have to be the creepiest people on the planet---and they've never seen boobs, in the flesh, without paying for it or peeping."
there is a sub for everything
It's like a train wreck you can't look away from... and then, sifting through the wreckage, I found /r/boomeryiff and it somehow got even *worse*
Fucking hell was not aware of this one
What is it? It reminds me of the crappy art in high school yearbooks from the 1970’s.
Same. It’s on the brink of making me physically nauseous, but not quite, so it’s more like a blend of discomfort and disgust.
r/eyebleach for your recovery :)
Yeah, reminds me of R. Crumb. He did Fritz the Cat, the Keep on truckin guy, etc. Lots of his artwork is misogynistic and full of self-hate.
Simple but overly detailed in the worst ways
OK I am not the only one who thought that.
I always really hated his art style
Hell of a documentary though.
Thank you. I needed to see someone else to say that.
it reminds me of the doodler styles they'd use in Cracked or MAD magazines back in the day. Poorly drawn outlines, wild/dirty people with splayed tongues and eyes, wavy lines that show nothing, except they are clearly doing this on a digital medium of some sorts and its just looks cheap
Seeing the man run reminded me of the dude running after a car screaming "SEEEEX SEEEEX MY ENTIRE LIFE I HAVE TRULY BECOME SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX 'kakeshi dont do it you're gonna die' SEEEEEEEEEEEX"
That sounds funny as shit, link?
Apparently i didnt remember what he said that well but whatever
Hahaha it was good
[The animated version is even better](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHxFr_oDSTI)
Omg I’m crying thank you for this.
I was trying to find the original on youtube and looked up sex japanese 🤦♂️
What the fuck, this is my new favourite video
i remember that I saw it on discord 😂
Not sure if you know this but the same guy made an entire series of him doing just that
He should really be seeking medical attention about that tongue.
The tounge? Look at them teeth
Teeth? Look at that jaw
A British T-Rex I'm sorry for any brits in the comment 😂😂it's a joke
I unapologize on behalf of this commenter
bro really said Zamn
He knows what the ladies like
As an artist, the fact that somebody sat down and spent time brainstorming, sketching, and then rendering this "meme" disturbs me more than anything
You can tell the billowing skirt & panties / underboob of the first image sapped 90% of his artistic mojo
Yeah must've been someone bored out of their mind
But can it make money and put name brand breakfast cereal on the table...
I'm not an artist so, can you give me an estimate of how long would someone take to draw this? Just so I'll know how much time of the person's life they wasted by creating this "meme"
At a glance, from ideation to final render an experienced cartoonist would take *at least* half a day going calmly with regular breaks (assuming they have never drawn these particular characters before).
I'm taking into account how it's done in professional studios btw, but even for a stupid one and done joke, it's still too much effort put into it.
Half a day? Wow, I totally agree, too much effort put into it
I'm honestly shocked that its missing the "Hit LIKE when you get it 🤣🤣🤣" caption that these all have
Why’s the artwork so twisted?
Her ankle is twisted
Yeah it's very MAD Magazine-esq
> Yeah it's very MAD Magazine-esq
No, it isn't.
Just because somebody has their tongue hanging out doesn't make it Don Martin. This two-panel strip lacks the [subversion of reality](https://comics.ha.com/itm/original-comic-art/complete-story/don-martin-mad-magazine-69-complete-1-page-story-original-art-ec-1962-/a/7141-93164.s) that is his calling card.
When he did a trite "ok boomer" strip, it would [look like this](https://www.madmagazine.com/blog/2013/05/10/don-martin-one-day-with-a-wishbone).
OPs strip didn't need captions. Yet somebody bengarrisoned them in and managed to make it worse. Well done.
Hmm thanks. Learn something new everyday
I just realized something. In our country, Children's Day is exactly 9 months after Valentine's Day. A complete coincidence, but still, lmao.
It's also my birthday....x_x
Mine is closer to the end of the month...and I was also 2 weeks late.
Mine is 9 months after my moms birthday. Took me too long to realize that...
What is children’s day?
A national holiday somewhere in Europe, I believe.
I am from India. It is a national holiday on the birthday of our first prime minister, who used to love children and have a great relation with children.
>used to love children
No, not that way
Just add 9 months to valentine day not hard
They asked 'what'. Not 'when'.
Aw yis, fellow Indian. This was an amazing revelation I made when I was in 9th grade and this comment unlocked a core memory for me.
Yes pregnancy lasts 9 months.
But how is that girl running in high heels
If you look in the first image the heels are literally seconds from snapping bases on the angle of her leading foot.
So she learnt not to run with high heels on on September 14
She’s not wearing high heels in the second panel.
Shame he didn't learn consent.
Lol that was the exact moment she was putting on the brakes
How do you think the long-tongued sex-man caught up? That's probably why she changed shoes the second time around
He clearly caught her. So, not well.
Guy is just very slow. Notice how a pregnant woman is keeping up with him.
but thats not even 9 months
Exactly what I was thinking, thats 7 months
But that’s why she’s still pregnant
Well yeah, I just feel like it would make it easier to understand. Not that its hard to understand or anything, but I dont get what relevance making it 7 months has. It would just make more sense to the majority of people because its common knowledge that pregnancy lasts 9 months.
I guess a 9 month pregnant women won't be able to run
Hell a 7 month pregnant woman wouldn’t be able to either. Once they hit the 3rd trimester they can hardly get out of a laying position. Speaking from experience, fiancée is 6 months and a couple weeks.
Yeah this blanket statement simply isn’t true. My friends wife was running marathons until the week she gave birth. They had to consult with a doctor about her running because she couldn’t stop and has run every day for years.
Blanket statement or not, I’d be willing to be that 90% of women are definitely NOT going to be running fucking marathons at 7 months pregnant bro.
Well she’s not carrying an infant in her arms is she? She’s still pregnant in the second pic…
Almost like she hasn’t given birth yet
Shut up your math.
Learn grammar. I cant even slightly understand what you meant.
Wonder if she was chasing after him for all 9 of those months?
What is going to happen to baby?
It’s going to have shaken baby syndrome.
Babies should be stirred, not shaken.
It was. 7 months
Was gonna say…. I conceived my baby on Valentine’s Day and she is not a September baby lol
Yeah I diddent even try to do the math it's 7 months I was wrong but people seem to think my comment is funny so Im just gonna leave it.
My brother is born Nov.14.
Dude has been wearing the same clothes for 7 months so I'd say this meme checks out
Edit: I can't count originally said 9mths
Oops my last brain cell apologises for this oversight
HAR HAR MEN WANT SEX NO KID
This is a really ugly art style. What's up with the man's face? The woman is supposed to be sexy and yet, she doesn't really look sexy. I seen sexier, look at Jessica Rabbit! I honestly think Rob Liefeld looks more appealing and that guy doesn't draw proportions right. In short, what is this!?!
We can see by the t-shirt dude's an environmentalist. He didn't want the baby for climate concerns, now she's trying to force him to be a father
/s if needed
He looks like a shark 🦈
My brother who is born on this exact same day.... 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
So hes conceived during christmas/newyears eve not valentines day
oh, i read november... which is the exact date 9 months later 🙈
I've never seen a more quintessentially predatory face before, holy shit
Like that is not the face of a man interested in consent
The flash orgin story nice
He should really change his clothes
What a terrible day to have eyes.
What kind of artist sits down and draws this kind of thing?
I honestly thought he was running away from her because she got fat and he no longer found her sexually attractive. I'm not smart.
Man don't you guys hate facing the consequences of your heinous actions?
is this vore?
I never understood why women are demonized for demanding help from the person who is as much responsible for the child as they are. Especially in a situation like this when he's clearly a willing participant and even pursuing her.
The fact that you're getting down voted is just crazy, this is a completely valid point.
hE wAs TrApPeD!!!!!
i don't get it
Have u got it now?
i think so
top 10 anime redemption arcs
Pest from Once Upon A Time… Man really lost some weight!
This says a lot about our society
She can chase her man with heels and while being pregnant
What a queen xd
Those are thongs.
Flip flops for you Americans.
She's wearing flats when she's chasing her man though
So, he raped her?
But Valentine is not supposed to be like that right?
What a Chad! Amirite?
Look at that face, I think she might be asking for it! /s
HAHAHA RAPE IS SO FUNNY 😆 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😍😅
Doesn’t look like consensual sex to me but maybe I’m a snowflake
Idk man, just look to the woman's face on the first panel
On the other hand, look at that dudes face
A day in life at Brazil
She's smiling in the first panel.
It’s definitely the latter.
Found an idiot
I don’t know if there’s more but there’s one above your comment
*My BItcH WiFe!!*
It isnt good for pregnant women to run that fast
That man needs to run for another 2 months. I'm tired thinking about it.
Pull out game needs work.
They don't change their clothes for 7 months?
Wtf this just works in Brasil
It's even funnier if you're in India. November 14th is celebrated as Children's Day.
When did this sub turn into r/youngpeoplethinkcomicstripsarememes?
Plus thats only seven months, and she doesn’t look like she is due in two months, that turkey timer looks popped.
The dude reminds me of trevor philips
How is he that slow that a pregnant woman is catching up to him
That's not 40 weeks though. She would need to get pregnant roughly on Dec. 20th for her due date to be September 14.
Unless they are saying with a conception date of Feb 14th that baby would due around November 7th.
Useful information for a few of you.
They draw themselves as monsters
I'm born oct 16th - pretty much 9 months after valentines day and I was a 'happy mistake.' I didn't realize until a few years ago why so many of my friends are born the same week.
At the very least, shouldn't the second panel be November?
Edit: Because Feb is the 2nd month, 9 months later is the 11th month - November.
Well it never really indicates she’s 9 months pregnant. Like she ent gonna be chasing some bloke while ready to burst at any moment lol
What the hell is wrong with her right heel!?!
He's afraid of shorts.
#relatable LMAO ROFL
Her left ankle’s definitely broken in the first picture
This is bad, but also kinda funny
Oh how the turntables
Ah shit that's my birthday
Wait a second
Same! I was today years old when...
9 months after valentine is november… just saying…
She’s pregnant, not actively giving birth.
Everything is so wrong about this. September babies are conceived in December to begin with.
I don't see a baby. Do you?
She went from hottie to trailer park in 9 months bro.