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Florida man arrested after throwing pumpkin on girlfriend

Florida man arrested after throwing pumpkin on girlfriend

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donutcat-

Florida Man Bites His Brother’s Penis Off After He Walks In On His Brother Having Sex With His Cousin On His Favorite Dragon Ball Z Blanket #Oh god


hihiihigiggitigyiigi

THAT'S MINE TOO


donutcat-

THAT'S EPIC! WE NEED TO CELEBRATE THIS MOMENT.


totally_a_human_man

I LOVE THAT THIS WAS MINE


ghostdiam

Plotwist, it's different dates


MemeStealer101-4

Ayyy July 23rd same as mine


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ERGI_IDK

You defenitly beat mine Florida man arrested for throwing pizza at father after finding out his dad helped birth him


grrgrrimamushroom

Florida man arrested after allegedly pouring ketchup on sleeping girlfriend


SuspiciousInterest50

I have so many questions about this


whereisdad1

dude mine was florida man gets horny in road rage incident


SuspiciousInterest50

Why was he angry? How did they even know he was horny? Why was he horny? does rage turn him on? why is this labeled as an incident?


Man-im-lonely

There’s to many questions and not enough answers


Zpelvaud03

June 6?


ImReadyForDeath2

mine decapitated a hamster ;-;


PBoverlord24

Oh man that’s bad


Frenchfry1017

Yeah but mine commited several arson counts and murder and half his head is bashed in


Mr_Fishron

If that's bad how bad is Florida man throws cheeseburger at pregnant woman and gets arrested


PBoverlord24

That’s… that’s something else


Jeff_Jefferson-17

same man ;—; feb 2nd?


Aethercharged

florida man accused of forcing an alligator to drink beer 😂


powdered_cows

AHAHAHA


Dammck

Yo same 😂😂😂


bro--wtf

Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill Florida man killed mother in argument over orange juice, car


gamertssh

I have the first one as well🗿


HomieDaClown9

I like how it’s SPECIFICALLY a George Foreman grill


Wonderful_Result_936

Those are mine as well


Coin_Cam

[Florida man tries to run over son who wouldn’t take bath](https://www.reddit.com/r/FloridaMan/comments/b3s90w/florida_man_birthday_challenge_feb_6_florida_man/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Xx_Joey_xX_KC

Ah I see a fellow February 6th-er


SnooRabbits2394

Bullet gets stuck in Florida man's testicle after wife shoots him


SkyHooler

Damn those are balls of steel


xXTheAstronomerXx

Florida man arrested for aggravated assault for slapping man with Big Mouth Billy Bass. I posted it a while ago.


ogata_fanboy

SAME


Praveenaaa29

Florida man arrested twice for bringing loaded gun to airport


Nobody_asks_Hows_Joe

Mine except he brought a rocket propelled Grenade


kuyps_

Ayyy me too


Tulioking

Florida Man Beat, Pepper Sprayed Mom Because ‘She Was a Narcissist'


United_Teacher_8861

Eyyyy we got the same !


Tulioking

Yoooooo 2007?


United_Teacher_8861

Yeeeeeeeeesh


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United_Teacher_8861

Pfff i dunno i dont care... I am not the one making the rules


powdered_cows

your choice, I didn't


onnichanito

Florida man wrecks liquor store and blames it on caterpillar


BugP13

His excuse seems reasonable


onnichanito

Yes


powdered_cows

wh-


onnichanito

:)


Mike9557

Florida man arrested for botching in-home castration surgery


joyjoy8104

"Florida suspect, 22, allegedly attacked mother with sausages" What? Are those even real?


Bigting7

florida man arrested after spraying people with fire extinguisher at walmart


i_killed_Mcormick

"Florida man who attacked McDonald's worker over straw sentenced to jail". Did he saved the turtles?


DefaultDouche

Florida man arrested for attempted striptease at restaurant I'm confused


Bingoodle

Florida man pulled over with alligator foot in Dashboard.


EggmanKFC

Florida man worried about vampires intentionally burns down his home


Stolen_star1229

Florida man accused of setting his own truck on fire to give deputies ‘something to do’


Noliel_Laicaster

Florida man allegedly pulled out human ears while being questioned for grandpa slay. ​ ​ Wuh


bongodrums13

florida man beats up 65 year old cell mate for passing gas


lilacila

Florida man arrested and charged with assault with a deadly weapon after throwing an alligator through a Wendy's drive-thru window.


thesleepingpotato22

Florida Man claiming people were “eating his brains” leads police on insane golf course chase


powdered_cows

that sounds fun ngl


M_Merin_M

Florida Man shoots cousin to test bulletproof vest


powdered_cows

did it work???


TheFloridaManYT

Yes


Dragon_inc

r/usernamechecksout


PBoverlord24

“Florida man slaps father with pizza after finding out he helped during his delivery at birth”


_Bin_Bin

Hey that's mine too!


PBoverlord24

Yooooo let’s goooooo


Castel0114

Florida man says he’s going to kill neighbor with kindness, then uses a machete named kindness to kill him


dubblebubblegumball

STOP IT THATS FUNNY


-lightningspider

mine was just shit about being naked. Damn... not only am I boring but so is my birthday...


powdered_cows

There must be other funny results! What is your birthday?


-lightningspider

12/10/05


powdered_cows

Florida man growing marijuana panics, turns himself in after hearing unrelated police activity


-lightningspider

...


-lightningspider

that just sounds like something I'd do lmfao


davidjohnson06

Florida man arrested after trying to ride hamster ball to the Bahamas Honestly seems like a good idea


powdered_cows

fr


Deadshotdeads

"Florida man risk his life during hurricane Mathew to yell out dicks out for harambe"


JustGotOuttaBed

Florida man accused of masturbating in Walmart Toy Section Florida man robs gas station while wearing a drawn-on goatee Florida man accused of sandwich assault


powdered_cows

im interested in the sandwich assault


JustGotOuttaBed

I'm interested in the goatee


Johnny_Mac06

“Florida man sprays women with roach spray, break out nunchucks over loud music, cops say”


Mascian12

"Naked Florida man with crossbow who claimed aliens were after him shot by deputy" The man was willing to fight aliens with a crossbow and no sort of protection whatsoever, what a legend.


DeathUponUs-

"Florida man accused of watching child porn, says his cat searched it"


BiggusDiccus69420

Florida man arrested after botching in-home castration surgery 🗿


riteriusLTU

LAKE WORTH, FLORIDA (WSVN) – A Florida man caught the cameras as he licked the doorbell. What a fucking achievement...


HyrulesFinalHope

Whenever I do it gives me “what is the Florida man birthday trend”


Nikejl

Florida man shows up to 4th of July so arcade with a 10ft mechanical marijuana joint


Implasure

man gets horny in road rage accident.


powdered_cows

o.o


iceswallopiss

Florida man offered to pay officer with hamburger for oral sex What the hell


powdered_cows

hamger


Nooklear_3000

Florida man asks cop to to check his meth for defects after he found "substandard results". Humanity has gone so far.


HappyToJa

Florida man wearing gloves steals all the chicken at 7 eleven


Frozenevan

Naked Florida man accused of killing suspected"peeping Tom" Wat


Powerful-Tap8022

A Florida man who pretended to be a member of the Wu-Tang Clan was arrested.


NuggiesMacFriesCoke

A Florida man with a warrant out for his arrest promised police he would turn himself in -- he just wanted to finish his job first.


scarfBuds

Florida man tries to exchange marijuana for food at McDonald's My man just wanted to eat some borgar


white_octopus1

"Florida man wearing blue bonnet and a flowery dress steals baby formula from Publix" WTF THIS WAS IN 2019 😭😭😭😭😭😭


BBTheImpersonated

Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill


The_Mad_Duck_

Florida man accused of beating cellmate who asked for a ‘courtesy flush’ to help with smell Not the same year though


ingird040317

Florida man press all over room and attacks good Samaritan who tries to stop him


UltraWalrus08

Florida man caught on camera abusing alligator


Liltem

A Florida man actually tried to board a flight to Orlando with a fake grenade


poypeeto

Florida man hits two women with a van


Ok-Demand4030

Florida man arrested after botching in-home castration surgery


Biig_Mann

some mf chewed police couch after getting arrested for having cocaine, not that fucked up


DeadManWithQuestions

‘I’m not going to lie, it’s cocaine:’ Florida man tries to eat stolen debt card, deputies say. Link: https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/03/11/im-not-going-to-lie-its-cocaine-florida-man-tries-to-eat-stolen-debit-card-deputies-say/?outputType=amp


powdered_cows

uhhhhh


The-Dragon-Gamer

Florida man arrested after whipping out samurai sword in trash dispute


white_wolf_js

Florida Man Trying To Kill “Demons” Tormenting Him Went On Sledgehammer Spree


powdered_cows

sledgehammer spree.


EpicZomboy28

[Florida Man arrested for using Alligator as a deadly weapon](https://www.google.ca/amp/s/floridamanbirthdaychallenge.com/floridaman/december-4/%3famp).


powdered_cows

the alligator in that photo looks like a carnivorous turtle ngl


neokethandro

Florida man sprays woman with roach spray, and breaks out nunchucks over loud music


kskksnxkkclflf

Florida man trying to kill "demons"


im_2_thirsti

florida man says he “went bananas”, stabbed out workers’ tires


powdered_cows

he stabbed tires with bananas :)


bowmeow66

Florida man arrested for beating up Uber driver with antenna and bystander’s cane


PawarPower

Naked Florida man burn house after trying to bake cookies


powdered_cows

at least the cookies got baked


[deleted]

Florida man accused of stabbing woman over underdone potato


MintYT_

Florida man gets $37500 after officer thought doughnut glaze was meth


Randomest_Redditor

Cops arrest Florida Man, 40, For Sauerkraut Battery on Girlfriend Here’s another one: Acting on a notice, sheriff's deputies arrested a Florida man who was trying to perform castration surgery at home


powdered_cows

was the surgery successful????


Crazysteve271

Florida man arrested for accidentally shooting son-in-law trying to surprise him, while hiding in bushes naked


powdered_cows

how the fck do these accidents even happen?


PsychologicalWin77

Florida man arrested for having over 100 illegal lobster. How tf are lobster illegal


iseememesonly

Florida man says that three syringes found in his rectum aren't his


Antwan-reddit

Florida man threatens to destroy everyone with an army of turtles... # # I love my birthday


The_Duke8

Florida man gets death: thought man wearing an alabama cap was the antichrist. What the actual fuck.


pepenepe

Florida and attacks girlfriend over missing cookie, Florida man beat ATM because it gave too much cash, and Florida man bites children out of frustration. Just a normal day in Florida ig


Xenomon23

Florida man tries to evade arrest by cartwheeling away from the cops


akmost1

florida man arrested for fucking a stuffed olaf, or something like that I forget


ReadyAlfalfa

Florida man arrested for throwing alligator through drive-thru window


Zuk0__

Florida Man was arrested for sniffing...


Chairbox26

A Florida man disguised himself as a woman and fraudulently purchased a puppy from a pet store.


dudeguythingy

Deputy cleared for shooting naked man armed with crossbow who claimed aliens were after him


ClarenceClapz

Florida man eats hotcakes in the middle of road


dubblebubblegumball

mine was a man masturbating in a kids toy section of a store then he turned himself in😀


xxfallenonee

“Florida man attempts to hide underwater from cops, gets arrested after coming up for air”


TheFlickOfWrist

Florida Man Says He Went 'Bananas,' Shot Out Utility Workers' Tires


Ok_person-5

Florida man pulls out ‘Dank Gummies’ instead of ID after nearly hitting gas pump, deputies say.


1UnoriginalName

>Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza I love pizza, could be me


Bobbydidit9772

DAVY. Police say two Florida men stole a flat-screen TV from a Walmart store in South Florida and dropped it while hiding in a motor scooter.


yourmomrineka

Police say a 36-year-old Florida man is accused of stabbing a woman with a fork over an undercooked potato. That’s boring


Crazydude-41

“Florida man mistake corpse for April fools prank and dumps it in the trash” [the article](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2596300/amp/Florida-man-mistakes-corpse-96-year-old-suicide-victim-April-Fools-prank-hurls-womans-body-Dumpster.html)


NuclearaticToaster

Florida man who was peeing all over room attacks good Samaritan who tried to stop him, police say Wtf


redbo1sus

Police:Florida Man Assaults Brother With Garden Gnome


SGTRoadkill1919

Florida man arrested on battery after slapping gf. Great. So while I celebrate my birthday, some girl is having her anniversary of getting slapped by her (maybe ex) bf


large_waffle69

Best one yet and even on my bday, Florida man dies in attempt to microwave a microwave. Hats off to that dud3 🙏😞


_twisted_whisper_

Florida Man Steals Pool Floats For Sex 'Instead Of Raping Women,' Police


Pr5--4nd

Florida Man In His Underwear Hits Deputy In Face With Bible, Screams “I CONDEMN YOU,” Poops Himself Interesting


Idimoni_

"Florida man exposes himself to cheerleaders handing out candy canes at middle school..." December 19th


Sentinal02

“Florida man wearing blue bonnet and flowery dress allegedly steals 28 cans of baby formula from Publix” lmfao


WingedAce-InSpace

Florida man steals alligator from golf course, tries ‘teaching it a lesson’ by throwing it on roof of bar


yeah_notf

'F*** It, I'm Drunk, Take Me To Jail': Florida Man Crashes Lawn Mower Into Police Car Uhhhhhhhh...


MRV_Gaming

A man from Port Richey had an argument with his mother and threw pizza. The man who said he had fled the police was arrested on Monday.


TheReviewer867

Florida man kidnaps scientist to make dog immortal


Snivy7309

Florida man in Easter Bunny outfit arrested after hit-and-run crash, troopers say


insomniac_kayden

Florida man hits sleepily roommate on head with a skillet for being a “confidential informant” Damn


NXS_GLITCH

Florida Man Arrested for Indecent Exposure After Driving Naked Through 7 Toll Booths. ​ okay WHAT?


hallitralli

Florida man found dead in suitcase wtf


Suitable_Sympathy_40

Florida man tries to kill neighbor with kindness


Naki_____

Florida man accused of stealing ambulance, getting it stuck in mud


-yes-yes-yes-yes-

March 18th: A 45-year-old Florida man is accused of throwing a bowl of pancake dough at a woman preparing dinner.


CanDemon

Florida man attempts to board plane with Rocket Propelled Grenade Launcher. Pretty mild as far as Florida man headlines go.


Correct_Sleep1440

Florida Man Arrested for Trafficking Cocaine-Stuffed Lunchables in Ford F-150


P0komon2

My is just boring FLORIDA MAN TRIES TO ORDER BURRITO AT BANK DRIVE-THROUGH, THINKS IT’S TACO BELL


A_Standard_Stahlhelm

December 23 - Florida Man arrested for eating pancakes on a crosswalk *Coincidentally I had* ***pancakes for breakfast*** *this morning* https://utv44.com/news/local/florida-man-arrested-for-eating-pancakes-in-crosswalk


imathrock

Florida man loses his shorts while breaking into a car dealership


ElpisTheRaven

Florida man named Fred Flintstone get arrested for speeding in Fred Flintstone car


AugTheViking

My birthday is the 1st of January, so all the Florida men are too hungover to do crazy shit :(


wwphoenix1

Florida Man Gets Death Penalty for 2005 Waitress Slaying Oh god what the fuck


BOLTSdaPenguino

"Florida man charged with battery after slapping girlfriend with cheeseburger, deputies say." Wow that's amazing


VenenoG

Shirtless Florida man rides motorcycle down highway while lying on his back and steering with his feet


USAJULY4TH1776

Florida man steals pool floats for sex instead of raping women Okay then


Foxtrot-IMB

I have the bath salts zombie thing lol


Matei_Aplugaritei

Holy fuck you broke google, I'm dying rn Edit: apparently there are no results and I'm really surprised by that


No-Yogurtcloset8960

1.Florida man arrested after girl hit with flagpole during street corner pro-Trump rally 2.Neighbors complain about Florida man doing yardwork naked 3.Florida man gets probation for picking up, transporting 41 turtles


Key-Service7491

On August 18, 2019, a Florida man was arrested for performing a botched castration on another man. A Florida man was arrested for criminal mischief on August 18. 2019. The crime was dumping a tractor load of dirt on his girlfriend’s car, with her inside the vehicle.


P-raptor461

Florida man falls into crocodile pit, and wrestles them before getting bit. Claims he was being held captive


uwu_01101000

Florida man lands in jail for allegedly cutting down fence he thought belonged to someone else WTF


Nupps3

Florida man accused of forcing small alligator to drink beer ​ **how do i make big letter on reddit so i can write cool stuff here**


[deleted]

Florida Man Says the Three Syringes Found in His Rectum Weren't His


adamcott2

My dude stabbed his mother and sister with a samurai sword... nice


crisvectror42

naked florida man bring on a women house just for try her clothes #WTF


Rufius07

Half-Nude Florida Man Wearing Underwear Marked "Breathalyzer, Blow Here" Arrested for DUI


dzzlerzzle

Naked Florida man on LSD accused of hitting cop in downtown Melbourne


dzzlerzzle

Naked Florida man on LSD accused of hitting cop in downtown Melbourne


Linxnin

Florida Man Tries To Pay For Fast Food With Bag Of Weed


Microwaved-banana21

Florida man offers weed to cops


SuspiciousInterest50

Florida man accused of beating his cell mate Who asked for a “courtesy flush” to help with smell.


MahnlyAssassin

Beat and pepper sprayed his mom because she was "a narcissist"


LegendaryGrant2

Florida man gets naked and throws rocks at passing cars