Florida man arrested after throwing pumpkin on girlfriend
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Florida Man Bites His Brother’s Penis Off After He Walks In On His Brother Having Sex With His Cousin On His Favorite Dragon Ball Z Blanket
THAT'S MINE TOO
THAT'S EPIC! WE NEED TO CELEBRATE THIS MOMENT.
I LOVE THAT THIS WAS MINE
Plotwist, it's different dates
Ayyy July 23rd same as mine
You defenitly beat mine
Florida man arrested for throwing pizza at father after finding out his dad helped birth him
Florida man arrested after allegedly pouring ketchup on sleeping girlfriend
I have so many questions about this
dude mine was florida man gets horny in road rage incident
Why was he angry?
How did they even know he was horny?
Why was he horny?
does rage turn him on?
why is this labeled as an incident?
There’s to many questions and not enough answers
mine decapitated a hamster ;-;
Oh man that’s bad
Yeah but mine commited several arson counts and murder and half his head is bashed in
If that's bad how bad is Florida man throws cheeseburger at pregnant woman and gets arrested
That’s… that’s something else
same man ;—; feb 2nd?
florida man accused of forcing an alligator to drink beer 😂
Yo same 😂😂😂
Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill
Florida man killed mother in argument over orange juice, car
I have the first one as well🗿
I like how it’s SPECIFICALLY a George Foreman grill
Those are mine as well
[Florida man tries to run over son who wouldn’t take bath](https://www.reddit.com/r/FloridaMan/comments/b3s90w/florida_man_birthday_challenge_feb_6_florida_man/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Ah I see a fellow February 6th-er
Bullet gets stuck in Florida man's testicle after wife shoots him
Damn those are balls of steel
Florida man arrested for aggravated assault for slapping man with Big Mouth Billy Bass. I posted it a while ago.
Florida man arrested twice for bringing loaded gun to airport
Mine except he brought a rocket propelled Grenade
Ayyy me too
Florida Man Beat, Pepper Sprayed Mom Because ‘She Was a Narcissist'
Eyyyy we got the same !
Pfff i dunno i dont care...
I am not the one making the rules
your choice, I didn't
Florida man wrecks liquor store and blames it on caterpillar
His excuse seems reasonable
Florida man arrested for botching in-home castration surgery
"Florida suspect, 22, allegedly attacked mother with sausages" What? Are those even real?
florida man arrested after spraying people with fire extinguisher at walmart
"Florida man who attacked McDonald's worker over straw sentenced to jail". Did he saved the turtles?
Florida man arrested for attempted striptease at restaurant
Florida man pulled over with alligator foot in Dashboard.
Florida man worried about vampires intentionally burns down his home
Florida man accused of setting his own truck on fire to give deputies ‘something to do’
Florida man allegedly pulled out human ears while being questioned for grandpa slay.
florida man beats up 65 year old cell mate for passing gas
Florida man arrested and charged with assault with a deadly weapon after throwing an alligator through a Wendy's drive-thru window.
Florida Man claiming people were “eating his brains” leads police on insane golf course chase
that sounds fun ngl
Florida Man shoots cousin to test bulletproof vest
did it work???
“Florida man slaps father with pizza after finding out he helped during his delivery at birth”
Hey that's mine too!
Yooooo let’s goooooo
Florida man says he’s going to kill neighbor with kindness, then uses a machete named kindness to kill him
STOP IT THATS FUNNY
mine was just shit about being naked. Damn... not only am I boring but so is my birthday...
There must be other funny results! What is your birthday?
Florida man growing marijuana panics, turns himself in after hearing unrelated police activity
that just sounds like something I'd do lmfao
Florida man arrested after trying to ride hamster ball to the Bahamas
Honestly seems like a good idea
"Florida man risk his life during hurricane Mathew to yell out dicks out for harambe"
Florida man accused of masturbating in Walmart Toy Section
Florida man robs gas station while wearing a drawn-on goatee
Florida man accused of sandwich assault
im interested in the sandwich assault
I'm interested in the goatee
“Florida man sprays women with roach spray, break out nunchucks over loud music, cops say”
"Naked Florida man with crossbow who claimed aliens were after him shot by deputy"
The man was willing to fight aliens with a crossbow and no sort of protection whatsoever, what a legend.
"Florida man accused of watching child porn, says his cat searched it"
Florida man arrested after botching in-home castration surgery 🗿
LAKE WORTH, FLORIDA (WSVN) – A Florida man caught the cameras as he licked the
What a fucking achievement...
Whenever I do it gives me “what is the Florida man birthday trend”
Florida man shows up to 4th of July so arcade with a 10ft mechanical marijuana joint
man gets horny in road rage accident.
Florida man offered to pay officer with hamburger for oral sex
What the hell
Florida man asks cop to to check his meth for defects after he found "substandard results".
Humanity has gone so far.
Florida man wearing gloves steals all the chicken at 7 eleven
Naked Florida man accused of killing suspected"peeping Tom"
A Florida man who pretended to be a member of the Wu-Tang Clan was arrested.
A Florida man with a warrant out for his arrest promised police he would turn himself in -- he just wanted to finish his job first.
Florida man tries to exchange marijuana for food at McDonald's
My man just wanted to eat some borgar
"Florida man wearing blue bonnet and a flowery dress steals baby formula from Publix"
WTF THIS WAS IN 2019 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill
Florida man accused of beating cellmate who asked for a ‘courtesy flush’ to help with smell
Not the same year though
Florida man press all over room and attacks good Samaritan who tries to stop him
Florida man caught on camera abusing alligator
A Florida man actually tried to board a flight to Orlando with a fake grenade
Florida man hits two women with a van
Florida man arrested after botching in-home castration surgery
some mf chewed police couch after getting arrested for having cocaine, not that fucked up
‘I’m not going to lie, it’s cocaine:’ Florida man tries to eat stolen debt card, deputies say.
Florida man arrested after whipping out samurai sword in trash dispute
Florida Man Trying To Kill “Demons” Tormenting Him Went On Sledgehammer Spree
[Florida Man arrested for using Alligator as a deadly weapon](https://www.google.ca/amp/s/floridamanbirthdaychallenge.com/floridaman/december-4/%3famp).
the alligator in that photo looks like a carnivorous turtle ngl
Florida man sprays woman with roach spray, and breaks out nunchucks over loud music
Florida man trying to kill "demons"
florida man says he “went bananas”, stabbed out workers’ tires
he stabbed tires with bananas :)
Florida man arrested for beating up Uber driver with antenna and bystander’s cane
Naked Florida man burn house after trying to bake cookies
at least the cookies got baked
Florida man accused of stabbing woman over underdone potato
Florida man gets $37500 after officer thought doughnut glaze was meth
Cops arrest Florida Man, 40, For Sauerkraut Battery on Girlfriend
Here’s another one:
Acting on a notice, sheriff's deputies arrested a Florida man who was trying to perform castration surgery at home
was the surgery successful????
Florida man arrested for accidentally shooting son-in-law trying to surprise him, while hiding in bushes naked
how the fck do these accidents even happen?
Florida man arrested for having over 100 illegal lobster. How tf are lobster illegal
Florida man says that three syringes found in his rectum aren't his
Florida man threatens to destroy everyone with an army of turtles...
I love my birthday
Florida man gets death: thought man wearing an alabama cap was the antichrist.
What the actual fuck.
Florida and attacks girlfriend over missing cookie,
Florida man beat ATM because it gave too much cash, and Florida man bites children out of frustration.
Just a normal day in Florida ig
Florida man tries to evade arrest by cartwheeling away from the cops
florida man arrested for fucking a stuffed olaf, or something like that I forget
Florida man arrested for throwing alligator through drive-thru window
Florida Man was arrested for sniffing...
A Florida man disguised himself as a woman and fraudulently purchased a puppy from a pet store.
Deputy cleared for shooting naked man armed with crossbow who claimed aliens were after him
Florida man eats hotcakes in the middle of road
mine was a man masturbating in a kids toy section of a store then he turned himself in😀
“Florida man attempts to hide underwater from cops, gets arrested after coming up for air”
Florida Man Says He Went 'Bananas,' Shot Out Utility Workers' Tires
Florida man pulls out ‘Dank Gummies’ instead of ID after nearly hitting gas pump, deputies say.
>Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza
I love pizza, could be me
DAVY. Police say two Florida men stole a flat-screen TV from a Walmart store in South Florida and dropped it while hiding in a motor scooter.
Police say a 36-year-old Florida man is accused of stabbing a woman with a fork over an undercooked potato.
“Florida man mistake corpse for April fools prank and dumps it in the trash” [the article](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2596300/amp/Florida-man-mistakes-corpse-96-year-old-suicide-victim-April-Fools-prank-hurls-womans-body-Dumpster.html)
Florida man who was peeing all over room attacks good Samaritan who tried to stop him, police say
Police:Florida Man Assaults Brother With Garden Gnome
Florida man arrested on battery after slapping gf. Great. So while I celebrate my birthday, some girl is having her anniversary of getting slapped by her (maybe ex) bf
Best one yet and even on my bday, Florida man dies in attempt to microwave a microwave.
Hats off to that dud3 🙏😞
Florida Man Steals Pool Floats For Sex 'Instead Of Raping Women,' Police
Florida Man In His Underwear Hits Deputy In Face With Bible, Screams “I CONDEMN YOU,” Poops Himself
"Florida man exposes himself to cheerleaders handing out candy canes at middle school..."
“Florida man wearing blue bonnet and flowery dress allegedly steals 28 cans of baby formula from Publix” lmfao
Florida man steals alligator from golf course, tries ‘teaching it a lesson’ by throwing it on roof of bar
'F*** It, I'm Drunk, Take Me To Jail': Florida Man Crashes Lawn Mower Into Police Car
A man from Port Richey had an argument with his mother and threw pizza. The man who said he had fled the police was arrested on Monday.
Florida man kidnaps scientist to make dog immortal
Florida man in Easter Bunny outfit arrested after hit-and-run crash, troopers say
Florida man hits sleepily roommate on head with a skillet for being a “confidential informant”
Florida Man Arrested for Indecent Exposure After Driving Naked Through 7 Toll Booths.
Florida man found dead in suitcase wtf
Florida man tries to kill neighbor with kindness
Florida man accused of stealing ambulance, getting it stuck in mud
A 45-year-old Florida man is accused of throwing a bowl of pancake dough at a woman preparing dinner.
Florida man attempts to board plane with Rocket Propelled Grenade Launcher.
Pretty mild as far as Florida man headlines go.
Florida Man Arrested for Trafficking Cocaine-Stuffed Lunchables in Ford F-150
My is just boring FLORIDA MAN TRIES TO ORDER BURRITO AT BANK DRIVE-THROUGH, THINKS IT’S TACO BELL
December 23 - Florida Man arrested for eating pancakes on a crosswalk
*Coincidentally I had* ***pancakes for breakfast*** *this morning*
Florida man loses his shorts while breaking into a car dealership
Florida man named Fred Flintstone get arrested for speeding in Fred Flintstone car
My birthday is the 1st of January, so all the Florida men are too hungover to do crazy shit :(
Florida Man Gets Death Penalty for 2005 Waitress Slaying Oh god what the fuck
"Florida man charged with battery after slapping girlfriend with cheeseburger, deputies say." Wow that's amazing
Shirtless Florida man rides motorcycle down highway while lying on his back and steering with his feet
Florida man steals pool floats for sex instead of raping women
I have the bath salts zombie thing lol
Holy fuck you broke google, I'm dying rn
Edit: apparently there are no results and I'm really surprised by that
1.Florida man arrested after girl hit with flagpole during street corner pro-Trump rally
2.Neighbors complain about Florida man doing yardwork naked
3.Florida man gets probation for picking up, transporting 41 turtles
On August 18, 2019, a Florida man was arrested for performing a botched castration on another man.
A Florida man was arrested for criminal mischief on August 18. 2019. The crime was dumping a tractor load of dirt on his girlfriend’s car, with her inside the vehicle.
Florida man falls into crocodile pit, and wrestles them before getting bit. Claims he was being held captive
Florida man lands in jail for allegedly cutting down fence he thought belonged to someone else
Florida man accused of forcing small alligator to drink beer
**how do i make big letter on reddit so i can write cool stuff here**
Florida Man Says the Three Syringes Found in His Rectum Weren't His
My dude stabbed his mother and sister with a samurai sword... nice
naked florida man bring on a women house just for try her clothes
Half-Nude Florida Man Wearing Underwear Marked "Breathalyzer, Blow Here" Arrested for DUI
Naked Florida man on LSD accused of hitting cop in downtown Melbourne
Florida Man Tries To Pay For Fast Food With Bag Of Weed
Florida man offers weed to cops
Florida man accused of beating his cell mate Who asked for a “courtesy flush” to help with smell.
Beat and pepper sprayed his mom because she was "a narcissist"
Florida man gets naked and throws rocks at passing cars