By - CrownOfRoses277
Imagine being able to say "Hi, [insert name here], I'm Dad" *every single time*. The sheer power
I would probably get weak in the knees like every time
You can also refer to them as "Hi Dad, I'm Dad".
Whenever someone’s annoyed at you they go all “DAD!!”
The only person I'd feel comfortable calling Dad 🤣
The sheer annoyance and oddity
Okay fun police. You must have SO many friends /s
I agree. The name Sarah is for those with excellent taste...
Still cis though ...
Sarah is a beautiful name indeed ❤️
sarah gang 🤝
Sarah is a great name and my preference of it definitely has nothing to do with the fact it's my mom's name
It sure is! I'm totally not biased or anything... 👉👈
Yes yes… quite~
Sarah's a pretty name!
I have a friend named Sara without the H. She's super awesome.
Hello, my name is Sara, that's Sara with no H. To bad if you don't like it, cuz' haters gonna hate. My step-dad Gary, he thinks that he's so cool. Everytime that we're around him, my friends and I say ew.
>The name Sarah is for those with excellent taste...
Why, thank you!
Agreed. Imagine not being a sarah
Every Sara(h) I know is a volunteer with me, great name for sure!
Sarah gang rise up!
I love how nb names are just nouns. Like i saw somewhere someone named themselves just "brick"
I see people bring this name up all the time, but I went to High school with a kid who's parents genuinely named him Brick.
Parents can be weird. I used to work with a guy named Easton West.
E: and I had a substitute teacher named Harry Richard Head.
There's an influencer who named her baby Baby...
I knew someone called Anakin unironically
There was a dude at my college whose legal first name was Darth
I'm pretty sure Brick is a long used, albeit not common, name.
There was a character in The Middle named Brick
His parents were Tennessee Williams fans
I named myself after an animal, my name’s Moth
I'm debating on whether to have my name be sega mega-drive, or just sega. Or, have my full name be sega mega-drive, but just tell people to call me sega.
After extensive thinking, sega no longer looks or sounds like a word anymore.
I cut a word in half to get mine, before realizing that it was an actual name
i remember someone said there was a kid at their high school named crowbar
*stares in my second first name being an anagram of water*
*still nb tho (technically, I was always cis nb, so I good with that kinda*
Brick is a nickname and (rarely) a given name as well. It's rare and old fashioned, but not quite the same as "Sponge".
Wishing Sarah, Pepsi, Dad, and Sponge a great day
Sponge is a true icon. We all love sponge here.
Enbies truly give no fucks
why did you just list 5 different enby names?
"What's your name?"
"No, seriously, what's your name?"
All that’s left is to get a doctorate
Dr. No, with a PhD in No?
What's the name of the guy on first base?
who's on first
I don't know!
that's what i'm tellin ya
my headcannon is that Who, What, I dont know, Why, Because, Tomorrow, Today, and I don't care are all non-binary
I love it
I have a friend we call sock. They are my child and i love them
One of my friends will literally take any name that ends with -ex. Lex, Rex, Dex, Tex. They don’t care
Does pecs count?
Brb changing my legal name to Foo Fighters
What about Foo Fighter singular
Or Foos Fighters, double plural
The Fighter of Foo!
Dad? Yeah, imagine naming yourself after [a Gorbachev-era Abkhazian folk-synth-rock band](https://youtu.be/zWxTsRVzrNU).
Everyone loves Amity being my name
Omg a fellow Amity!!! Nice to meet you Amity, I'm Amity :3
that's a lot of Amitys, i think we need more Luzs
Yes pls!!! The Owl House introduced me to this name, can't wait for the next part!!!
"nice name, your mum pick it out for you?"
Why yes, yes she did. She, “thought it was cute”
My brother calls himself Rat lol, I wish my name was half as cool.
My transphobic brother, who said he would not sleep with his celebrity crush if she was secretly trans, lost his virginity to a woman named Pepsi. Making it head cannon that this is the same Pepsi and girl was in stealth.
a friend's sibling started going by spider 👍 we love to see it
Ooooh I love ‘Spider’! Good for them!
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!
Hey hi I’m Arson hi
i wish i could call me a random english noun but french
Go for Chaise. It means chair but it still sounds fancy
omg i'm taking that as my second name right now
my name is Bugs. I know someone called Pan.
I love the name I chose. Timothy. I can shorten it to Tim which is like a perfectly normal name. But apart from going by Tim I also go by Moth.
How good is Mia
Mia is lovely, short and sweet I reckon
Mia is excellent. My uncle had a cat called Mia who lived to be 22 and was a total sweetheart.
Is Pepsi okay?
They're gonna hear that a lot
.... Fuck I been calling myself Pnut for 15 years and sign my name as Pnut. Maybe I should change my name to that legally.
Do it, you have nothing to lose but your chains.
Me, and my twenty middle names of varying gender-ness: St0nKs
Named myself after the Minecraft dragon lmao
Are you the Ender Dragon or just Ender? I could think of a lot of fun things with the name "Ender". Hi I'm Ender, Ender of the patriarchy.
OKAY THAT'S PRETTY COOL and yeah my name is Ender ofjisdj
i wonder if anyone's called themself "allay" yet
That is unironically a really cool sounding name tho
I picked a flower name - Jasmine. I hope to flower out of my bud and the like
That’s beautiful, and Jasmine is a lovely name
thanks for the nugget of warm euphoria <3
Damn wish i had the guts to do that
I think that that’s very cool
Please no one get mad at me but I got my name from a gay furry comic character
I got my name from an animal crossing character so fair game
i think i know from which one lol
very good choice
edit: not that shure anymore, I looked it up and there is a suprising amount of charas this could be referencing. Still a nice name though \^\^
This is the character I got it from was this the one you were thinking of
jup, that's the one. such a cuty.
Three of my names are Dirt, Werm, and Dot.
Thanks for being an ally C*ck dealer :P
honestly if you need a reason to live,, just look at all the wonderful things “weird” trans people do, they are the the foundation of society,,,,
I'm a transgirl, but i must say, sometimes i wish i had chosen a noun as a name, maybe "calligraphy" or something like that
omg 'Calli' is actually such a sweet name and literally *nobody* would guess what it's short for.
I made my second middle name Solaris after the Tarkovsky film, but I go by it
Named myself after a plant AND a saint 😎
meanwhile me wanting to be called Courtney Meteora Summers (that would be my full name). not that special, i think
Meteora is a badass name
Linkin Park album :)
Calling yourself "Dad" is such a power move because whenever you introduce yourself it sounds like a dad joke.
SPONGE, YOU \[\[Little Sponge\]\] I KNEW YOU'D COME HERE \[\[On A Saturday Night\]\]
I do think I could've been a little more creative with my name, but i do like 'Wren', it just sounds soft and inviting, which is exactly who I want to be.
Wren is a lovely name! I’ve always liked it haha
Trans people didn't invent weird names! I once new a woman named "Pajama" though it was pronounced "Pay-Ja-May". Her mother apparently read the word pajama out of context, pronouncing it that way in her head, and decided it would make a really cool and unique name.
Isnt it “their self”? Since you have ownership over the “self”?
But it's also himself not hisself
It was "hisself" in Middle English, God knows why we changed it to "himself".
Well "hisself" is a bit weird to say because of the double "s" but "theirselves" or "theirself" still sounds okay. Still "himself" and "themselves" doesn't make any sense.
"hisself is a bit weird to say..."- someone who did not grow up in the southeast US. :3
yeah, but that’s because there’s only him/his, while there’s they/them/their
Wouldn't it be he/him/his then?
Fair point, but I just looked it up and evidently “theirself” is a real thing
Literally the post under it on my feed lol
wha- my name’s literally sarah
Why yes sarah is a cute name
No I'm not biased
If sponge's last name was Bob, my god are they a holy human
I know someone called Twig. Brick is also popular
I'd name myself Laura because it's my favourite name ever, but
1: I'm amab and NB, and i like my beard and it just saves a lot of explaining not to rename myself. I hate introducing myself or speaking my name out loud, but i have no problem with others calling me that
2: my cousin is called Laura and that's weird as well
3: I'm not out to my family
4: I'm a fucking coward
Me looking at myself named Crocs
My nb friend Reece
I chose the name Peyton but my middle name is Leksa because I love The 100
okay but why is pepsi highkey a really cool name
*Looks at name I'm probably gonna choose*
Well, I guess that's pretty dam tru
That’s a beautiful name! I love it
*steps back with a rosy tint to my cheeks, avoiding eye contact at all cost*
My friend named Indy anne
The third one makes me think of Fairly Odd Parents.
I LOVE DAD 😹😹😹
anyone wanna help me considering I’ve been questioning myself now for a while
sure! what sort of a name are you thinking of?
Name well considering I’m Michael I wanna keep it similar so I’ve been thinking Michelle but also Ash because I think it sounds pretty
Yea those also sound nice and similar to the ones I like, I might pick one of those if not Michelle or ash
There's also the spelling Michaela. Mica(h)? Mia?
What's pretty about the name Ash to you, the meaning, the sh sound? Michelle has that sound too, at least (you could be Shell for short).
I just like Ash, because it a just really short and sweet and is just a nice name in my opinion
Pepsi is a really cute name though.
Me having a rare-ish male name that basically means "hey look guys it's a boy!", but having a nickname that's somehow super feminine anyway 😏
2 of my nb friends are named sock and twig
i am a trans girl named sarah 😳
I love your name Sarah, it suits you so much <3
thank you so much!!
Now I feel kinda boring for choosing the name Claire...
No! Claire is a beautiful name! It always makes me think of Clair de lune, which is a beautiful song.
I chose it because Final Fantasy 13's Lightning, real name Claire Farron, was an absolute inspiration for the kind of person I wanted to be. Strong, independent, yet kind and always willing to help others. Never giving up and always looking forward, standing tall in the face of whatever is in front of her.
I also love her hair.
That’s a super cool and beautiful reason, I love that. It’s not boring at all <3
Thank you 💖
I kinda like the name Alice after Alice Guy Blanche, a film pioneer and one of the first female directors we know of.
Still cis tho
Alice is a very pretty name
I love this
On the "mundane things becoming exiting again" front I recommend all yall take your new fem friends to one of those fun bath supply stores like a lush or something. Lush is already great, but it's even better when they let themselves buy the sparkly pink soap now.
Awww this is a cool idea! All my trans friends rn are enbys or trans masc in some way, but I love this
Huh, I actually can't really think of any "I couldn't do this as a woman" things that aren't anatomy based...odd. Women are welcome to wear dude clothes or use old spice bodywash and no one really cares.
That said there are some specific clothing choices that have a pretty drastic impact on ones silhouette in a clearly more masculine direction. Mostly jackets and similarly "structured" clothes that don't adopt the wearers shape as easily as t-shirts and things. Maybe the gang all goes and gets some biker jackets 😂 thick denim also works!
my best friend in the entire world is named Blood and i can never get over how much his name sounds like a stage name for a death metal vocalist (it’s also very fun to reference songs that mention blood around him)
hell yeah spunch bob is none bionary
I thought my name was cool but it'll never have the same energy as dad and sponge. I salute thee
My nickname in highschool for a few years was sponge and I hated why I was called that but I loved the name itself
I knew someone named Paint and I'm consideting going by Puddle-
I have a step sibling who named himself Moss and one of their friends is named Trellis.
“Hi nonbinary, I’m dad.”
“No, *I’m* Dad.”
I know someone calle Peas and this is absolutely hilarious to me
I’m high as fuck rn but Peas seems like the coolest name ever. Like, it’s awesome
Ikr they're so cool
I don't even think they like peas and somehow that makes it even better
**names are so difficult I resorted to naming myself after an anime character that resembles a cherry online**
If I ever changed my name, which I don't think I ever will (cis) I wouldn't make it just a regular noun. I'd make it a normal name, like McKayla or Taylor or something
I was given a regular noun name At Birth and absolutely hated it, though it was also *ludicrously* feminine. Ended up finding another regular noun name when I was wondering if I was nonbinary, but I liked this one enough to keep it when my brain went, "no, (new name), you're just a dude my guy" like fifteen minutes later.
I feel you. Noun names just aren't my style. Except for the absolute CHAD of Captain Soap McTavish from Call of Duty. I would name my child Soap
Were they Timmy’s Dad?
Someone I know goes by Teeth
This makes me wanna change my name again
As an enby person I'd love to change my name to Sparrow but I don't think I'd get anyone to call me it.
Was it Tulita Pepsi or her sister Dieta Pepsi?