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PadawanNerd

Imagine being able to say "Hi, [insert name here], I'm Dad" *every single time*. The sheer power


you_me_fivedollars

I would probably get weak in the knees like every time


Certified_Possum

You can also refer to them as "Hi Dad, I'm Dad".


noobductive

Whenever someone’s annoyed at you they go all “DAD!!”


dangtoohot

The only person I'd feel comfortable calling Dad 🤣


ihatedeathmetal

The sheer annoyance and oddity


PadawanNerd

Okay fun police. You must have SO many friends /s


UnchosenAsauchi

I agree. The name Sarah is for those with excellent taste... Still cis though ...


AzimuthPro

Sarah is a beautiful name indeed ❤️


UnchosenAsauchi

Thank you


acciomybro

sarah gang 🤝


lumathiel2

🤝


TheToasterWaifu

🤝


joshjaxnkody

🤝


lumathiel2

Sarah high-five!


Total-Philosopher-96

Sarah is a great name and my preference of it definitely has nothing to do with the fact it's my mom's name


TheToasterWaifu

It sure is! I'm totally not biased or anything... 👉👈


L0k3F0x

Yes yes… quite~


YourLifeIsALieToo

Sarah's a pretty name! I have a friend named Sara without the H. She's super awesome.


luvlylillady

Hello, my name is Sara, that's Sara with no H. To bad if you don't like it, cuz' haters gonna hate. My step-dad Gary, he thinks that he's so cool. Everytime that we're around him, my friends and I say ew.


phoenixv07

>The name Sarah is for those with excellent taste... Why, thank you!


AlternateMortal

Agreed. Imagine not being a sarah


3inchescloser

Every Sara(h) I know is a volunteer with me, great name for sure!


Atrus20

Sarah gang rise up!


si7rusw

I love how nb names are just nouns. Like i saw somewhere someone named themselves just "brick"


Jamie-Ruin

I see people bring this name up all the time, but I went to High school with a kid who's parents genuinely named him Brick.


TimeBlossom

Parents can be weird. I used to work with a guy named Easton West. E: and I had a substitute teacher named Harry Richard Head.


Somebody3338

There's an influencer who named her baby Baby...


noobductive

I knew someone called Anakin unironically


SwagLizardKing

There was a dude at my college whose legal first name was Darth


SappyCedar

I'm pretty sure Brick is a long used, albeit not common, name.


mintentha

There was a character in The Middle named Brick


TootTootTrainTrain

His parents were Tennessee Williams fans


solarjamie

I named myself after an animal, my name’s Moth


uhavethebig_GAE

I'm debating on whether to have my name be sega mega-drive, or just sega. Or, have my full name be sega mega-drive, but just tell people to call me sega. After extensive thinking, sega no longer looks or sounds like a word anymore.


-The_Crusade_of_1096

I cut a word in half to get mine, before realizing that it was an actual name


very_not_emo

i remember someone said there was a kid at their high school named crowbar


AutisticBeeArmada

*stares in my second first name being an anagram of water* *still nb tho (technically, I was always cis nb, so I good with that kinda*


very_not_emo

cis nb?


Adamsoski

Brick is a nickname and (rarely) a given name as well. It's rare and old fashioned, but not quite the same as "Sponge".


eGGpenguin

Wishing Sarah, Pepsi, Dad, and Sponge a great day


CrownOfRoses277

Absolutely


Milothewolflover

Absolutely


Auralynnnnnnnnn

Sponge is a true icon. We all love sponge here.


-Farns-

[Sponge](https://images.app.goo.gl/eJynWbErUeSopPq39)


dragonpunky539

Enbies truly give no fucks


powerof27

why did you just list 5 different enby names?


Nobhody

Gosh! "What's your name?" "No." "No, seriously, what's your name?" "No."


Neoeng

All that’s left is to get a doctorate


Nobhody

Dr. No, with a PhD in No?


former_snail

What's the name of the guy on first base?


regular_dumbass

who's on first


former_snail

I don't know!


powerof27

third base


regular_dumbass

that's what i'm tellin ya


powerof27

my headcannon is that Who, What, I dont know, Why, Because, Tomorrow, Today, and I don't care are all non-binary


former_snail

I love it


DeValdragon

I have a friend we call sock. They are my child and i love them


noobductive

One of my friends will literally take any name that ends with -ex. Lex, Rex, Dex, Tex. They don’t care


RedSerpent96

Does pecs count?


Dana_das_Grau

Flex?


dovah-meme

Brb changing my legal name to Foo Fighters


Lady_Calista

What about Foo Fighter singular


stimkim

Or Foos Fighters, double plural


Dana_das_Grau

The Fighter of Foo!


Erikatharsis

Dad? Yeah, imagine naming yourself after [a Gorbachev-era Abkhazian folk-synth-rock band](https://youtu.be/zWxTsRVzrNU).


Dastankbeets1

Everyone loves Amity being my name


GORL-dullahan

Omg a fellow Amity!!! Nice to meet you Amity, I'm Amity :3


Dastankbeets1

AMITY HIIII *squee*


powerof27

that's a lot of Amitys, i think we need more Luzs


GORL-dullahan

Yes pls!!! The Owl House introduced me to this name, can't wait for the next part!!!


FrostyTropic

"nice name, your mum pick it out for you?"


Dana_das_Grau

Why yes, yes she did. She, “thought it was cute”


BraSS72097

My brother calls himself Rat lol, I wish my name was half as cool.


BashfulPlum

My transphobic brother, who said he would not sleep with his celebrity crush if she was secretly trans, lost his virginity to a woman named Pepsi. Making it head cannon that this is the same Pepsi and girl was in stealth.


nobalovesu

a friend's sibling started going by spider 👍 we love to see it


CrownOfRoses277

Ooooh I love ‘Spider’! Good for them!


spiderskrybe

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!


Somesadweeb23

Hey hi I’m Arson hi


baguettelander

i wish i could call me a random english noun but french


noobductive

Go for Chaise. It means chair but it still sounds fancy


baguettelander

omg i'm taking that as my second name right now


quadruple_b

my name is Bugs. I know someone called Pan.


HangedManIsTrans

I love the name I chose. Timothy. I can shorten it to Tim which is like a perfectly normal name. But apart from going by Tim I also go by Moth.


CrownOfRoses277

That’s brilliant!


TGG-Livewire

How good is Mia


CrownOfRoses277

Mia is lovely, short and sweet I reckon


Asarath

Mia is excellent. My uncle had a cat called Mia who lived to be 22 and was a total sweetheart.


scorch326

Is Pepsi okay? They're gonna hear that a lot


spinningpeanut

.... Fuck I been calling myself Pnut for 15 years and sign my name as Pnut. Maybe I should change my name to that legally.


pisstaker-3000

Do it, you have nothing to lose but your chains.


keyb0unce

[(LITTLE SPONGE)]


paradoxLacuna

Me, and my twenty middle names of varying gender-ness: St0nKs


TheUltimateThottie

Named myself after the Minecraft dragon lmao


Kamataros

Are you the Ender Dragon or just Ender? I could think of a lot of fun things with the name "Ender". Hi I'm Ender, Ender of the patriarchy.


TheUltimateThottie

OKAY THAT'S PRETTY COOL and yeah my name is Ender ofjisdj


Bonhomhongon

i wonder if anyone's called themself "allay" yet


TheUltimateThottie

That is unironically a really cool sounding name tho


CrownOfRoses277

Fuck yeah


alexneurose

I picked a flower name - Jasmine. I hope to flower out of my bud and the like


CrownOfRoses277

That’s beautiful, and Jasmine is a lovely name


alexneurose

thanks for the nugget of warm euphoria <3


17yeah

Damn wish i had the guts to do that


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CrownOfRoses277

I think that that’s very cool


Milothewolflover

Please no one get mad at me but I got my name from a gay furry comic character


dahliadelinquent

I got my name from an animal crossing character so fair game


Milothewolflover

Which one


Enobyus_Ravenroad

i think i know from which one lol very good choice edit: not that shure anymore, I looked it up and there is a suprising amount of charas this could be referencing. Still a nice name though \^\^


Milothewolflover

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/30068541/ This is the character I got it from was this the one you were thinking of


Enobyus_Ravenroad

jup, that's the one. such a cuty.


howdy-master

Three of my names are Dirt, Werm, and Dot.


CrownOfRoses277

Hell yeah


EveryColourInTheBox

Thanks for being an ally C*ck dealer :P


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honestly if you need a reason to live,, just look at all the wonderful things “weird” trans people do, they are the the foundation of society,,,,


syntax_girl

I'm a transgirl, but i must say, sometimes i wish i had chosen a noun as a name, maybe "calligraphy" or something like that


Tiz_Purple

omg 'Calli' is actually such a sweet name and literally *nobody* would guess what it's short for.


juchej17

I made my second middle name Solaris after the Tarkovsky film, but I go by it


KommissarKlakov

Named myself after a plant AND a saint 😎


Hi-I-exist-665

meanwhile me wanting to be called Courtney Meteora Summers (that would be my full name). not that special, i think


TurianSniperN7

Meteora is a badass name


Hi-I-exist-665

Linkin Park album :)


DefinitelyNotErate

Calling yourself "Dad" is such a power move because whenever you introduce yourself it sounds like a dad joke.


UC_Gerb

SPONGE, YOU \[\[Little Sponge\]\] I KNEW YOU'D COME HERE \[\[On A Saturday Night\]\]


Tiz_Purple

I do think I could've been a little more creative with my name, but i do like 'Wren', it just sounds soft and inviting, which is exactly who I want to be.


CrownOfRoses277

Wren is a lovely name! I’ve always liked it haha


Tiz_Purple

thanks :D


Throttle_Kitty

Trans people didn't invent weird names! I once new a woman named "Pajama" though it was pronounced "Pay-Ja-May". Her mother apparently read the word pajama out of context, pronouncing it that way in her head, and decided it would make a really cool and unique name.


TheDankScrub

Isnt it “their self”? Since you have ownership over the “self”?


ADepressedRedditUser

But it's also himself not hisself


Erikatharsis

It was "hisself" in Middle English, God knows why we changed it to "himself".


ADepressedRedditUser

Well "hisself" is a bit weird to say because of the double "s" but "theirselves" or "theirself" still sounds okay. Still "himself" and "themselves" doesn't make any sense.


asmilewithoutacat

"hisself is a bit weird to say..."- someone who did not grow up in the southeast US. :3


TheDankScrub

yeah, but that’s because there’s only him/his, while there’s they/them/their


ADepressedRedditUser

Wouldn't it be he/him/his then?


TheDankScrub

Fair point, but I just looked it up and evidently “theirself” is a real thing


Fightoplasm

https://www.reddit.com/r/NonBinary/comments/qgtaw4/human_names/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Literally the post under it on my feed lol


AlternateMortal

wha- my name’s literally sarah


21CenturyAD

Why yes sarah is a cute name No I'm not biased


Icanneverthinkofaun

If sponge's last name was Bob, my god are they a holy human


noobductive

I know someone called Twig. Brick is also popular


Kamataros

I'd name myself Laura because it's my favourite name ever, but 1: I'm amab and NB, and i like my beard and it just saves a lot of explaining not to rename myself. I hate introducing myself or speaking my name out loud, but i have no problem with others calling me that 2: my cousin is called Laura and that's weird as well 3: I'm not out to my family 4: I'm a fucking coward


Ashmage

Me looking at myself named Crocs


shot_gunner9

My nb friend Reece


Somebody3338

I chose the name Peyton but my middle name is Leksa because I love The 100


uwuowobitch

okay but why is pepsi highkey a really cool name


A_Little_Unsure

*Looks at name I'm probably gonna choose* **Eira: merciful** Well, I guess that's pretty dam tru


CrownOfRoses277

That’s a beautiful name! I love it


A_Little_Unsure

*steps back with a rosy tint to my cheeks, avoiding eye contact at all cost* T- thanks.


DuskieHakuro

My friend named Indy anne


Reborn1Girl

The third one makes me think of Fairly Odd Parents.


MangahMinX

I LOVE DAD 😹😹😹


Whitecracker42069

anyone wanna help me considering I’ve been questioning myself now for a while


Pagalingling40

sure! what sort of a name are you thinking of?


Whitecracker42069

Name well considering I’m Michael I wanna keep it similar so I’ve been thinking Michelle but also Ash because I think it sounds pretty


Pagalingling40

Ashley? Mikayla?


Whitecracker42069

Yea those also sound nice and similar to the ones I like, I might pick one of those if not Michelle or ash


vanishinghitchhiker

There's also the spelling Michaela. Mica(h)? Mia? What's pretty about the name Ash to you, the meaning, the sh sound? Michelle has that sound too, at least (you could be Shell for short).


Whitecracker42069

I just like Ash, because it a just really short and sweet and is just a nice name in my opinion


According-Purchase-7

Pepsi is a really cute name though. Edit: typo


Rifaa_

Me having a rare-ish male name that basically means "hey look guys it's a boy!", but having a nickname that's somehow super feminine anyway 😏


itssami_sb

2 of my nb friends are named sock and twig


CrownOfRoses277

Hell yeah


sarah_mon_cheri

i am a trans girl named sarah 😳


CrownOfRoses277

I love your name Sarah, it suits you so much <3


sarah_mon_cheri

thank you so much!!


Stephenp0605

Now I feel kinda boring for choosing the name Claire...


CrownOfRoses277

No! Claire is a beautiful name! It always makes me think of Clair de lune, which is a beautiful song.


Stephenp0605

I chose it because Final Fantasy 13's Lightning, real name Claire Farron, was an absolute inspiration for the kind of person I wanted to be. Strong, independent, yet kind and always willing to help others. Never giving up and always looking forward, standing tall in the face of whatever is in front of her. I also love her hair.


CrownOfRoses277

That’s a super cool and beautiful reason, I love that. It’s not boring at all <3


Stephenp0605

Thank you 💖


Calpsotoma

I kinda like the name Alice after Alice Guy Blanche, a film pioneer and one of the first female directors we know of. Still cis tho


CrownOfRoses277

Alice is a very pretty name


fallenguardianLR

I love this


EisConfused

On the "mundane things becoming exiting again" front I recommend all yall take your new fem friends to one of those fun bath supply stores like a lush or something. Lush is already great, but it's even better when they let themselves buy the sparkly pink soap now.


CrownOfRoses277

Awww this is a cool idea! All my trans friends rn are enbys or trans masc in some way, but I love this


EisConfused

Huh, I actually can't really think of any "I couldn't do this as a woman" things that aren't anatomy based...odd. Women are welcome to wear dude clothes or use old spice bodywash and no one really cares. That said there are some specific clothing choices that have a pretty drastic impact on ones silhouette in a clearly more masculine direction. Mostly jackets and similarly "structured" clothes that don't adopt the wearers shape as easily as t-shirts and things. Maybe the gang all goes and gets some biker jackets 😂 thick denim also works!


Decidueyebestpokemon

my best friend in the entire world is named Blood and i can never get over how much his name sounds like a stage name for a death metal vocalist (it’s also very fun to reference songs that mention blood around him)


Trilllenium

hell yeah spunch bob is none bionary


Money_Rock5609

I thought my name was cool but it'll never have the same energy as dad and sponge. I salute thee


sari-rose

My nickname in highschool for a few years was sponge and I hated why I was called that but I loved the name itself


Sleepinq-Zzz

I knew someone named Paint and I'm consideting going by Puddle-


notyourkazoo

I have a step sibling who named himself Moss and one of their friends is named Trellis.


Whyqw

“I’m nonbinary.” “Hi nonbinary, I’m dad.” “No, *I’m* Dad.”


IrishQueenFan

I know someone calle Peas and this is absolutely hilarious to me


CrownOfRoses277

I’m high as fuck rn but Peas seems like the coolest name ever. Like, it’s awesome


IrishQueenFan

Ikr they're so cool I don't even think they like peas and somehow that makes it even better


RealBritishBluBerry

**names are so difficult I resorted to naming myself after an anime character that resembles a cherry online**


AnimeAndComputers

If I ever changed my name, which I don't think I ever will (cis) I wouldn't make it just a regular noun. I'd make it a normal name, like McKayla or Taylor or something


vanishinghitchhiker

I was given a regular noun name At Birth and absolutely hated it, though it was also *ludicrously* feminine. Ended up finding another regular noun name when I was wondering if I was nonbinary, but I liked this one enough to keep it when my brain went, "no, (new name), you're just a dude my guy" like fifteen minutes later.


AnimeAndComputers

I feel you. Noun names just aren't my style. Except for the absolute CHAD of Captain Soap McTavish from Call of Duty. I would name my child Soap


Head-Compote740

Were they Timmy’s Dad?


FakeMarlboroEnjoyer

Someone I know goes by Teeth


SolaraEclips

This makes me wanna change my name again


BoredWeasle

As an enby person I'd love to change my name to Sparrow but I don't think I'd get anyone to call me it.


Dana_das_Grau

Was it Tulita Pepsi or her sister Dieta Pepsi?