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gaming-reaper

Thought this was r/didntknowiwantedthat and got very confused


NotTheOnlyHunter

I mean, I kinda want it ngl


GimlySonOfGloin

But remember, r/dontputyourdickinthat


milf_fucker_69

Who makes these?


AlexSSB

Afghanistan


dystopicvida

Gonna say Saudi Arabia more likely. The afghan one has Osama bin laden on it


ProfessorPetulant

The Afghani one https://duckduckgo.com/?q=twin+tower+lighter&t=lm&iar=images&iax=images&ia=images&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fassets.catawiki.nl%2Fassets%2F2016%2F12%2F29%2Fa%2Fd%2F7%2Fad7b2f7c-cdf2-11e6-9e07-fe28ab063c43.jpg


KazPrime

Runs on jetfuel


intoxicatedhamster

Nah, it would obviously melt the steel.


mayhemtime

You can buy this in the popular store chain 9-eleven


ProfessorPetulant

No idea.


Electricvincent

It’s not exactly pocket sized


ratrodder49

Meant to sit on a desk. [Desktop lighters](https://images.app.goo.gl/cfEudmyrDGRuEU3L7) used to be a common thing in the offices of CEOs and any manager who thought he was hot stuff.


TACOrLIFE2

Oh don’t worry it also comes with a collapsible frame


Electricvincent

WOW!!! You went there


Thickdickalpha

Unless you have hot pockets.


Ok-Assistant-2502

Bush did


Comprehensive_Moose5

Politicians


nymphie999

Tweakers


Shaunak_Vanage22

Pakistan


gsa51

$9.11 plus tax.


paradoxx_42

Get the 911 ready when youre setting your house on fire


BlueCreeperProductio

Where can I buy?


Lilmaggot

I think the 9/11 Memorial gift shop is selling them. Edit - interesting that my sarcasm went over heads here.


Mike-the-gay

You have to type /s after your sarcasm so the Redditor can read it in their sarcastic voice.


ItsyaboyDa2nd

Can /s also mean not serious?


Little_Baggy

I’ve learned enough about tone indicators to knows that /srs is serious, /s is always sarcasm.


SadlyTaken

Serious is /srs


ItsyaboyDa2nd

Serious or not serious? I was asking if /s could be used for Not being serious.


SadlyTaken

It is


gerhjuckle

the audacity


kingLemonman

Hey wouldn't be America if you couldn't profit off a tragedy. Edit: just fixed up typos


[deleted]

Couldn’t***** Off****


kingLemonman

Thank you kind sir me no spell to well


JuggrnautFTW

It's ok, words are hard


[deleted]

If I’m not here for this. Why am I here. 🦸‍♂️


Someone9339

> Edit - interesting that my sarcasm went over heads here. No it didn't, nobody said anything and the comment was upvoted


Lilmaggot

And yet, my other comment, a more pointed criticism of what constitutes humor, was downvoted. Go figure.


[deleted]

I will take two inside job lighters please.


macrotaste

K bro, two lighters with ur family tree, coming right up


[deleted]

Cunt hear you through your virtual covid destroying mask.


macrotaste

Do you speak another language than idiot? I also speak German french and Spanish


[deleted]

Oooof so you speak german, french, spanish and bad English? Very impressive


biglettuce09

![gif](giphy|lKXEBR8m1jWso)


GifsNotJifs

​ ![gif](giphy|Jov577N63EAam5f55z)


SuperProCoolBoy90

![gif](giphy|oSjA9HcU0iIXm)


TSGDeco

![gif](giphy|l1KtYuKggHi3Qybx6)


gatordogg504

![gif](giphy|l1AsP7hVVsW5EcYFy)


TSGDeco

Here you go ![gif](giphy|l1AsQhLYSauc7qOQ0)


ThenThisHappend

![gif](giphy|UvOcKPHrkKSLm)


biglettuce09

Do it ![gif](giphy|XU0p8JABAr1rG)


ThenThisHappend

![gif](giphy|o6TTJ6ak4A97a)


biglettuce09

![gif](giphy|125JYEoDNlhNAs)


WetSquidy5

![gif](giphy|l0MYAs5E2oIDCq9So)


-The-Bat-

Powered by jet fuel?


fatherting

Gah damn


legion7274

I guess that would work, since it wouldn't be hot enough to melt it


VerumJerum

It's made from melted steel beams


RaiseTheBalloon

I'm like "Oh that's a cool gift shop type item. It must be from before 2001" *Notices the little plane* Oh no no no no no


Rickandshizshow

It’s in the twin towers gift shop on the top floor


Ha-Ur-Ra-Sa

Which is also the bottom floor.


bornintheSun

Based floor


Loduk

Tacky and dark. Just my kind of humor. I want one.


The_real_Satan666

That’s bad, even for my standards


Intrepid-Doctor5956

It will be great if it also screams the last words of the terriorists whenever the button is being pushed. And u all know what words


hi-there-little-one

Where can I buy?


Dazzy_D

shut up and take my money


rektonal

I dont get it


ProfessorPetulant

Well look again at the right *tower*.


Lilmaggot

People think it’s funny to make jokes about terrorism and death.


Rifnee

It is


Illustrious_Ask_8722

Chad


Rifnee

Yes


Rifnee

You too


Illustrious_Ask_8722

Why, thank you good sir


Rifnee

You’re welcome


assasin1598

Yes.


DamnZodiak

More people die from the flue every year!


Thefatchickensoup

It is


Ali49130

It’s been 20 years we can laugh about it already


Lilmaggot

Personally, I could never laugh about someone I cared about who died. But, you be you.


RhyzomaticKing

Same, but I don't care about the victims so I can laugh.


gatordogg504

It's not a joke it's a product


madmax0880

C'mon bro it's funny >!that's what degenerate people who have no life say!<


salaambrother

>pink hair snoo Opinion discarded


BlueShoal

Someone said to me recently “name one real person with blue hair who’s not annoying” and honestly can’t think of anyone


0GodOfAnarchy0

It happened 21 years ago get over yourself


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Fleetwood-big-mac

Missed opportunity to make the flames come out of the point of impact


nakalas_the_great

Kinda looks like the twin towers


ProfessorPetulant

lol. look again. carefully


ProfessorPetulant

Posted again as [last video](https://www.reddit.com/r/blursedimages/comments/s1a05y/blursed_lighter/) was more than 5 seconds and was removed. Hopefully this one can stay.


Super_Cheburek

Read the name of r/blursedimages. Slowly.


TempestNoob

Repeat after me: The title… Op: The title… Is called… Op: Is called… Blursed… Op: Blursed… Images. Op: Short videos!


Ali49130

Well videos are moving images anyway


Super_Cheburek

If you wanna adventure on this slippery slope, technically images don't move. They're sequenced to give the illusion of moving objects


flarmp

>Op: Cursed...


[deleted]

[удалено]


TempestNoob

Understandable ig, but still it does say “IMAGES”, and that’s where I don’t understand how gifs/short videos are allowed


ProfessorPetulant

Why would people downvote this explanation? Sometimes I wonder...


20mRadiusEmrldSplash

Because you sent a link to the wrong post


Situati0nist

Mods of this sub act super arbitrarily anyway so it wouldn't surprise me if this stays


B0ogi3m4n

It was an inside job


RaiseTheBalloon

You know, I used to think that was nonsense but the more I learn about our government... I'm not saying that it definitely was an inside job but I'm definitely not saying it wasn't an inside job.


Nerdy_Gem

Eh, I get what you're saying but isn't it more likely that they're just incompetent instead of overtly evil?


RaiseTheBalloon

No. We know that there are people in this world that are evil enough to commit the horrific acts of 9/11. What is stopping such evil from being employed by the United States Government? The US Government is responsible for other atrocities. Heck, Waco was just a few years beforehand Edit: To be clear, my "no" was directed at your "more". What you suggest isn't impossible but I would argue it is equally likely


gatordogg504

What would the us government get out of that though? I don't think they would do something that horrific if they didn't benefit from it.


RaiseTheBalloon

It was used to justify a massive expansion of the US Government's intelligence / surveillance state both domestically and abroad. Regardless of who is responsible for 9/11, it provided the US Government extreme power almost overnight


mule_roany_mare

What was their goal & was there an easier way to achieve it? You don’t need to crest your own tragedies when you can just exploit them for your own ends.


Mr_Otterswamp

Would like to have a version of the WT7, that just enlights itself without any outer impact


CleanedToilet

Awhile ago I had the idea of a 9/11 bong, I thought of it looking exactly like this and you inhale from the top and the bowl is apart of the plane, you can see the smoke filling the towers as you inhale, if only I was smart enough and creative enough to make it


RaiseTheBalloon

That is really creative. Super fucked up but creative none the less


poignantname

Lighter fuel can't melt steel beams


Mister_Krunch

There are only two questiosn I require answers to: 1) How much? 2) Where from?


nsos28

This is so cool. I'll take 10


AtoZ_name

I BET IT COST 9.11


Ali49130

It’s been 20 years can we laugh about it yet?


Azazel_memes

Yeah


Equivalent_Ad_5135

You are breaking rule number five. No Reposts.


AncientGreekKid

Lmao repost


Plenty-Independent14

😳😳😳 that’s messed up


HolidayHuckleberry4

This isn’t funny


Thefatchickensoup

Yes it is


Ali49130

It’s been 21 years get over it already


HolidayHuckleberry4

No


Breadfan5150

Whoever makes these should be strung up by their balls


Go--D--Ussop

Thank God they didn't make one on Hiroshima


FlyingKittyCate

That would be a group-lighter


Snoo6858

I need that for... History class 👀👀


PropertyShort7042

didnt get it until i realised the silver thing sticking out was a plane and remembered 9/11


lilgamelvr

Okay


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u/savevideo


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u/savevideobot


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u/savevideo


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Not_so_Rogue

Didn't realize at the first sight man🗿


The_cooler_moxie

It took me a minute but good god


Educational_Train537

I don’t get it


Educational_Train537

Nvm


sheepfucker_69

if you dip that in alcohol and light it, you can make the perfect recreation of the scene


ProfessorPetulant

alcohol burns with invisible flames https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pEoJ5OK3hE


The_Last_Mouse

This is why we shouldn’t have things.


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u/savevideo


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BiosyntheticStoma

Where, I buy?


Nakosuke75

holy shit


chisel_pig

So..ignited butane gas can’t melt lighter-metal. Well waddya know.


Scaught420

Shut up and take my money


Pink0612152504

I'd buy that for a dollar


i_say_weird_stuff_ok

r/blest


Oddity46

I exhaled sharply through my nose.


metalguru1975

Needs tiny foreign agents documenting the “Event”.


kkeross

Where can I get one?


larso2048

Ill buy ur entire stock Unironically


SpringJungle

Just take my upvote


Shadow_666_666_666

Nice now we need a plane


DatCheeseBoi

I've played way too much UAD, I just see this and my brain is like **"OH SHIT FLASHFIRE!"** Like no motherfucker, the world trade center didn't have turrets, that's why it ended up the way it did.


Superbroderone

thats so cool!


papidani42069

Where can i buy this


emoutikon

Too soon


01001010ess

I’m gonna hope it’s pre-2001


ProfessorPetulant

look again, you missed something


01001010ess

oh….my… how did I miss that.


lurker0100

u/savevideo


ProfessorPetulant

>u/savevideo u/savevideobot


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Kiryln

That is morbidly funny and vile.


AlkalineHound

oh


thereal_fashionscape

This is so fucking messed up. How can someone sleep at night after making something as bad as this? This is so god damn offensive I can’t believe someone wasted time fabricating this piece of shit The plane disintegrated before it could penetrate the building, it wouldn’t be protruding out in-tact like that.


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FlxZtl

Well.... At least I'd never lose this lighter since.... You know, #neverforget


NightWolfYT

Oh my god how inconsiderate! Where can I buy one?


KoopTroop07

took me a second to realize what this was.


Berry_Seinfeld

Pete Davidson’s crack lighter


Electrical-Unit2708

took me a while to get


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u/savevideobot


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u/savevideo


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Geewcee

Too soon


Nervous-Telephone-18

It's amazing that you find this funny, it's sad when you remember all of the souls who died that day! Grow up!