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Writing only in Haiku, what do you do for work?

Writing only in Haiku, what do you do for work?

Traffic_Great

How can I help you? “Oh my god it is blinking.” Try restarting it.


TheMulattoMaker

*HULLO I.T. HAVE YOU TRIED TURNING IT OFF AND BACK ON AGAIN*


zerinsakech1

You broke your laptop Somehow this is my problem? Yelling won’t fix it.


_Mood-Indigo_

I am in law school I do research for money Graduating soon


OneFingerIn

I used to do that Now I write briefs all damn day But it pays the bills.


-CrowWill-

I see black and white. Gray all over in between. When X-rays hit you. (Hope this works)


Nooseents

Black or pinto beans? You know guac is extra right? Any sides with that?


TheMulattoMaker

Whaddup cake day bro I ate Chipotle tonight It was damn good, thanks


Nooseents

Nice one


GeniusEE

Work was years ago, Unfortunately got sick. On Reddit all day...


azmetrex

Put away returns Are you ready to check out? Refrigerator


TitanCat_TC

"May I speak with the-" "Manager? That's me, Karen" Screaming then ensues.


skinny-b4st4rd

Service industry but I cannot stand people, so I bus tables.


123DownByTheRiver

The care in the end There in silence they will lay As I treat their pain


Hypersapien

I push these buttons. This box glows with colored lights. Oh no! Wrong order!


Simple-Ad-2787

I put mud and tape on walls Sand and re-mud Hopefully the painter’s happy


Rabbet_yt

Sorry misspell name. Do you want whip cream with that? Get the manager.


Nooseents

Starbucks?


Rabbet_yt

Yeah


TheTangoFox

I answer the phone The caller gets what they need I take the next call


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TheMulattoMaker

You're hired


Greycloak42

Bits and bytes travel Moving swiftly through the air We provide that shit


trashytamboriney

Disabled people/ They want to go to work soon/ SSA questions


Batfink2007

Disabled people Waiting on phone forever Then disconnected


DarthContinent

Listen to people who talk Capture their words at speed of speech Talent has become my livelihood.


LevelPiccolo3920

Pee in the cup, please Here’s your meds- no sex this week Use condoms, fucks’ sake.


theEluminator

I am unemployed Guess I sit around a lot God I need a job


Euclybix

"Is this a dollar?" "Have you changed your prices yet?" "Hey, do you work here?"


HolyFishKnight

Have you restarted it You sure it still doesnt work OK on my way


pass_thesizzlie

Transport passengers Throughout cities or suburbs In my lil chevy cruze


MrRawes0me

Data needs a space. I keep these spaces alive. Things break. Blame storage.


bellyflop2

Vaccine researchers Rely on me to fill studies With lots of people.


Crott117

I enhance software Thinking all day is hard work Business sponsors suck


Pagalingling40

Nothing but schoolwork Occasionally homework Ugh anyday now


Boredeidanmark

Argue with assholes About near everything And they do the same


Jenova66

In meeting sit Serve public we do not Waste time with talk


edgarpickle

I help shape young minds. I put up with their parents. I'm not paid enough. I'm a middle school teacher.


ZorroMeansFox

I'm words and visions Sometimes given human form Always imagined


insertcaffeine

You must scan your badge Computers share your data I type your info


MackeralSky

Arranging produce So that customers buy it Just to deep fry it.


Few_Jackfruit_1433

what is a haiku I'm in school so i don't know so is this a haiku


slice_of_pi

It's much like before, I still help people, but now I'm in my PJs.


tbr6742

I burn tiny glass strands You have internet, TV Hooray splicer man


Winquisitor

"I need some money." "What is your collateral?" "Maybe this TV?"


snowstormspawn

Writing about products Creating ads for products Posting about products


kannakantplay

Hello how are you Please sign here for your money Need to see ID


Hlodvigovich915

It is very rare Can't be too specific Don't want to dox myself


annoyedgrunt

Poxed populations Epidemiology Revered, then ignored.


thingsareoksometimes

Your coffee's too light? You asked for extra cream though. *sigh* Yes, I'll fix it.


DarrenEdwards

Virtual reality. I make 3d environments It's free real estate.


Fyrsiel

You can't publish that. It is copyrighted art. Get permission now.


sixstringsikness

Weigh ingredients Geometric dilution Add solvent, voila!


Pelicanliver

Not time to rush things Fresh mortar evenly spread The porcelain aligns.


TheMulattoMaker

Doodads don't work right When I blast them with RF Then engineers cry (EMC test tech, I break shit\* for a living) ^(\*-with radio waves. "break shit" ain't as cool as it sounds)


nadira320

Too many pigeons. Release my hawk to chase them, Pigeons fly away


ggfchl

At a grocery store I put out all the produce Throw out all the bad


LocalsKnowBuddy

At the crack of dawn Out we are mowing the grass For players enjoyment


SignificantBoot7180

Children pinch and scream Unable to express thoughts Connections are made


jesd2

I am not the doc. But he says these are full time. So wear your glasses. (I sell eyeglasses for a living, I could write haikus for days.)


Throwaway21347821

“Screen broke on its own” “You still have to pay for it” “You can go to hell”


NerdyGirlChicago

Sit alone at home Find keywords for client sites Google is appeased


smolgopnik420

*I like painting things* *But nobody buys my art* *Plus the pay is shit*


Dimaando

owned bitcoin for years quit my job and bought a house explore the world now


Lapras_Lass

The smell of roast pork My husband has just come home Dinner? A bath? Me?


beatisagg

The project is due The architect didn't care I build what I can


Hoxeel

Tower of Babylon Language became a barrier And I tear it down


devilaintevil

Sitting on Reddit. "My emails are slow and the printer is dead!" Complete and utter morons...


ThreeLeggedParrot

'____________' '_______________________' '_________'


pudgesquire

Too many redlines Increments of six minutes So much student debt


LakotaGrl

Your mistakes are mine, words to correct and refine. Your errors—my job.


bcTwoPointO

So sick of fixing bugs So sick of feeling dumb every day Lots of money, but crushing.